Coke Caufield @cokecaufield
| 0 days drug and alcohol free | Self-Diagnosed Autistic | 1 Time Top 3 BOTW | 2 Time BOTW HM | Cocaine Joined March 2018-
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Coke Caufield retweeted
Twin towers had better structure then the oilers d zone
Slafkovsky showing Xhekaj how the Slovak hookers like it
Slafkovsky showing Xhekaj how the Slovak hookers like it
Did I lose every chel bet tonight? Yes. Do I give 1 single fuck? NO
Fat chicks giving out beers at the bar. Ya I’m not gonna say no
Raffi here- LETS FUCKING GO BURNER NATION. IM LEGAL. EVERYONE TAP THE FUCK IN. I WILL BE BACK I PROMISE
Worst political decision in history was banning smoking in bars.
Note: don’t laugh at the drunk driving slide in a psych lab full of first year chicks
R-word(retarded) fucked up rn might just have to take the wock to Poland
Babe why are you so mad? She showed me where the clit is!! (I’m lying) (gaslight)
Feeling my mental stability starting to wane, time to get back to burner Twitter. Fr (ong) this time
GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MU HEAD. GET OUT OF MU HEAD
Need a documentary of @HankCranker and his journey from #1 burner enemy to welcomed friend. #DonkeyKongChong
God picked the wrong day to give me a flat tire on the highway, committing random acts of violence for the rest of the day
Burners are proof that drugs and alcohol kill brain cells and also that once you lose enough you become proud of losing them.
Pretty sure I lost the majority of my brain cells this weekend, entering high levels of disability
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aMoney @AskaMoney
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Dive Bar Dave, The Ar... @DiveBarDave69
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andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone
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Coors Light Guy @c00rsl1ghtguy
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Jesperi Cokeatniemi v... @Cheesecakeguyv3
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53 Followers 54 Following Burner virgin. Allergic to bad vibes and making girls cum. 24 days without pissing myself.
Kev @KevBieksa
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KHL Legend Nigel Dawe... @Rich_Cranium22
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Ken Holland truther @KenHollandGoat
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Daniel Smith @Dan_SmithNESN
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Nose Faced Killa @VintageCunture
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ProneBone CreamPie @ProneBoneCP
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Daddy Dingle @mcdinglemania
75 Followers 126 Following I do what ever I want. Come along for the ride if you can handle it.
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33 Followers 25 Following Actively found sniffing my dinner plate, for dessert. No rehab necessary
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