Ryan @cosmosclouds
If I could be half the person my dog is, I would be twice the person I am now. -Charles Yu Joined February 2014-
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My cousin’s grandma Grand Maggie recently told my aunt “I think there’s an opossum in our owl house” and Aunt Molly said “what makes you think that?” and Grand Maggie sent her this picture
If only there was a letter in PARIS that resembles the Eiffel Tower
me: doesn’t understand a concept professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: vine.co/v/OiWwnBq91hw
hey listen im about to become a barista and i s2g if a hot customer doesnt fall in love with me..... whats the point of the coffee shop au
wife: please don't pick any fights this year me: I'm over that [shows up later to my kid's birthday party with a piñata shaped like one of the other parents]
Me: uh oh someone’s under the mistletoe! Raccoon I’ve cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily]
puddle splashing and foggy breath available for the first time this year!!! day is already the best of the year
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 LOVE JUST WON IN AUSTRALIA AND I’M SO PROUD AND EMOTIONAL AND WISH I WAS HOME 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
my prof: if you procrastinate on this assignment your grade will suffer me: sounds like shes talking to me lol me, the night before its due,: she was
thought i was somehow managing to spit all over my phone screen without opening my mouth but its just raining
love that im so transparent my art professor could sense my anxiety and need for validation and comforted me accordingly
me posing for the government watching me through my webcam
this old russian lady in math circles students minutes before class to ominously tell them what they got wrong on their homework
love being a legal adult who gets her homework done five minutes before class and studies for her midterm an hour before it starts
mom: yeah we should figure out which glasses and haircut work best for you bc all guys care what you look like me: i asked how your day was?
my grama, not knowing about the term FOMO, just called it "the not being there blues" and tbh what a mood
wow what the fuck when i cry really hard apparently my eyes get swollen and?? purple?? like i just got two black eyes from my emotions
Me, trying to convey the depth of love i have for my car: shes.... my best friend me, thinking that thought over again: oh my god.. pathetic
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