christopher kelly @csk87
These are my views unless they're not! United Kingdom Joined February 2009-
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Someone come and collect your dads they’re at it again! #EUROVISION
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My Annual tweet reminding people that Australia is just off the coast in the Atlantic. #Eurovision2023
I repeat from yesterday what in the name in Suffering Fuck is wrong with the British public allowing that man to stay in this programme. Unbelievable #ImACelebrity
How in the Suffering Fuck is Matt Hancock still in #ImACelebrity ? what the fuck is wrong with people?
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Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight. Harsh, yes. Media students (and current broadcast journalists!) take note: your edit is nothing without the right choice of music. And oh boy this is quite the choice.
The state of the comments on this! Well done Ukraine. #Eurovision
The state of the comments on this! Well done Ukraine. #Eurovision
14 swans died for that costume, her majesty is livid! #AUS Australia 🇦🇺 #Eurovision
Remember where Australia is everyone it’s just just off the coast. #Eurovision
Thank fuck for good old Moldova breaking up the ballad monotony #Eurovision
WTF #GRE 🇬🇷 where’s the plate smashing and mad Greek dancing? #Eurovision
Has mika had a spray tan during the ballad section #Eurovision
The Belgians are next it’ll will most likely be boring. #Eurovision
Life is a cabaret, old chum Come to the cabaret!! #EUROVISION
It’s a shit Stan init? Eminem will be on the blower to the lawyers. #EUROVISION
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