colin @daemonling

all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit Boston, MA Joined October 2016

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Jacob @koulrophilia

a month ago

You’ll always itch until you scratch

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colin @daemonling

2 years ago

picking up the cat and saying 'baybee' to her over and over again in my best austin butler as elvis impression

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colin @daemonling

2 years ago

where is grendel I am trying to send grendel b-vitamins

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the way y'all talk about opiates on here has me thinking they could fix my entire life. my only experience is the hydros I got prescribed when I crushed my foot at twenty-one, I just remember being itchy and humming the davy jones theme to myself for hours while limping around

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colin @daemonling

3 years ago

busser gave me two grams of coke in an altoids tin she found in the bathroom but the lady who lost it figured out she'd taken it and after a brief argument I gave it back to her, like a cuck, like a fool, like a man used to the universe taking back gifts

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colin @daemonling

3 years ago

I'm doing my part to preserve the culture of boston by being a broke alcoholic irishman with limited prospects

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paddle @ipaddlearound

3 years ago

what if i saw the most darling thing? would any of u care? about the darling thing i saw? or are u only on here for violence?

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colin @daemonling

3 years ago

my propensity for getting too drunk and passing out has again robbed me of the chance to have regrettable, unsatisfying sex. to achieve a similar feeling of disappointment I now must doordash breakfast I don't really want

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Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems

3 years ago

Let’s admit, without apology, what we do to each other. We know who our enemies are. We know.

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colin @daemonling

3 years ago

may the road rise to meet you may the wind be always at your back requiescat in pace wizard

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Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems

3 years ago

This is where the evening splits in half, Henry, love or death. Grab an end, pull hard, and make a wish.

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Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems

3 years ago

You, the moon. You, the road. You, the little flowers by the side of the road. You keep singing along to that song I hate. Stop singing.

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Ben @perma___ben

3 years ago

Pathetically begging everyone at the bar to let me shoot their gun. No luck yet

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Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems

3 years ago

We have not touched the stars, nor are we forgiven,

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colin @daemonling

3 years ago

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colin @daemonling

3 years ago

just told chef I won't be coming back to work. the pleasure I take in fucking her over is roughly equal to the pleasure of knowing I never need deal with her constant opprobrium and petty bullshit ever again