jester @vapidincel

BORN TO TWEET / WORLD IS A FEED / Like Em All 1989 / I am twitter man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD POSTS Joined June 2020

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

vin diesel splayed across his couch face covered in smeared chocolate his tv is on but there is no input there is chocolate on his roku tv remote and all over his ipad which is playing baby sensory videos no pants no socks wife beater and airpods 400 million dollar house alone

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

i built the pyramids with some people from craigslist

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

the sorting hat made me a crip

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

i have taken over the mushroom kingdom, the princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven koopa hotels

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

young parents chain smoking on their balcony

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

looking for a good salad and access to a bathroom my budget is $40

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

*tiktok voice* we set bombs on the foundational pillars of this building

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

son im gonna "hit the slots" take your sister to school please

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

my horoscope said "your lucky number is all of them you will cum at 4pm, yellow blue your aura is garbage today stay home awkward pussy: no style"

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

they should make a tv show where james corden gets shot out of a cannon

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

did you know that four hundred thousand five hundred four thousand and thirty million americans are actually twenty six million two hundred thousand and forty thousand million

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

they say my narcolepsy has worsened and i may need to be tucked in forever

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

im completely naked "use me as the dislike button"

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

i bought a charity and flipped it for profit

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

talking about a car accident i was in "you should see the other guy"

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

she's a soft 6 but a 10 in your heart

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

when i grow up i want to repair phone screens like my dad

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jester @vapidincel

3 years ago

i love celebrities "celebs".: i died years ago and my carcuss has been animated by narcissism alone ever since":i wonder what kind of hot ass the jonas brothers are getting"; " man found breathing in his hou"se ((