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Ban-kun, a red bear who wears a ski mask because he’s shy, is the mascot of Hokkaido Fan Magazine.
I got blown watching Lara Croft: Tomb Raider in a Dodge Shadow at the Drive-in, but I'm sure not jizzing while watching a silent movie in an old theatre was fun too.
I got blown watching Lara Croft: Tomb Raider in a Dodge Shadow at the Drive-in, but I'm sure not jizzing while watching a silent movie in an old theatre was fun too.
When @DarianFalento and I went to see Kingpin on opening night before a @sianspheric concert. We were the only people in the theatre.
When @DarianFalento and I went to see Kingpin on opening night before a @sianspheric concert. We were the only people in the theatre.
Any time a cameraman at an nba game shows a teenage boy in the crowd, there is a 20% chance that boy is going to mime like he's jacking and sucking off a big dick. It's nuts. Does this happen in other sports?
I'm at a super sold outb hot pot restaurant with a group of 12 of my wife's (bv) coworkers, and we just found out they made the reso for the wrong day. I'm freaking out.
My cousin used to have so many sulfur smelling farts that it would make his roommate crave eggs.
I'm at work trying to explain Merzbow to co-workers using The Rolling Stones for comparison.
There was a kid in my elementary school that would wear boat shoes to track and field and say he forgot his sneakers at home. He was super fast, but this way, if he lost, he'd blame the boat shoes. I feel like this is similar to Embiid making sure everyone knows he's only at 80%.
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@damnfoodcourt @YoungNBA I unfortunately contribute my time and money to watch these losers lose every year so yes
FUBAR opening night in Calgary at Chinook Mall. When the lights dimmed the sound of snapping beer cans came from all over the theatre.
What's your favorite moviegoing experience? I don't mean your fav film but the best time you ever had seeing a movie in a theater. For me, it was a sold out 3:30am showing of SW: AotC at The Senator Theater in Baltimore, everyone erupting when Yoda flicks his lightsaber.
@AndrewScheer Carney paid for his kids schooling himself. You milked Canadian taxpayers. Have you no shame? theglobeandmail.com/politics/artic…
man new Jon Mckiel, old/new Broadcast demoes, new Corridor, new Sunglaciers, new Garrys, new Bobby Would, new Khotin, new Ultra Sunn, new Arooj Aftab. So much good music out there right now!!! I still need to do my homework for Verboden + Sled Island + Terminus festivals.
@DarthAmin Ed Nealy ain't walkin through that door. #PitinoGame
@DarthAmin Jerod mustaf ain’t walking through that door #pitinogame
@DarthAmin Richard Dumas ain’t walking through that door.
Man I just wanna have a family doctor
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i sent my brother like 50 crab emojis in separate messages and he asked his daughter if it meant something and she said "no he's just weird"
I saw Silent Hill alone in a theatre but then an old Chinese guy came in after twenty minutes and sat two seats to the left of me which was good because I was scared in there alone with that movie.
What's your favorite moviegoing experience? I don't mean your fav film but the best time you ever had seeing a movie in a theater. For me, it was a sold out 3:30am showing of SW: AotC at The Senator Theater in Baltimore, everyone erupting when Yoda flicks his lightsaber.
Exercise is an incredibly hard word for a “home schooled” child actor to remember how it is spelled. Never even close on first attempt.
What's your favorite moviegoing experience? I don't mean your fav film but the best time you ever had seeing a movie in a theater. For me, it was a sold out 3:30am showing of SW: AotC at The Senator Theater in Baltimore, everyone erupting when Yoda flicks his lightsaber.
Wasn’t going to say anything about the crowd in Philly today but then I saw this Elfrid Payton shirsey.
More scenes outside of the Wells Fargo Center…
Embiid a +1 in 44 minutes, Philly loses in the minutes he sits. A tale as old as time.
Quite obsessed with this venue in Jena that is a converted power station