sparkling water lover @Jongolias
Journey through the life of an entirely average man. Joined September 2010-
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The way a big bank treats you despite you paying them thousands of dollars every year is so bizarre. To the point where I think their customer service experience is designed by the folks who brought you the Stanford Prison experiment. Looking at you @RBC
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Going from being a white mud guy to a yellow head guy really does something to your psyche
Was ordering a coffee this morning and they asked if I wanted anything else and I said no and their response was “are you sure?” I’m shocked they didn’t call me a coward
I’ve really gotten into researching inane purchases. Latest topic has been “everyday sneakers”. Just pouring endless hours into reviews and polling friends. The most satisfying part of the whole experience is not purchasing anything and continuing to wear my busted, old shoes.
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
Doing my part to help our grid by using my microwave to heat my home:
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If Shohei Ohtani signs with the Blue Jays I’ll give one person who follows me on Twitter and RT this a free authentic Shohei Ohtani jersey
Question! What part of the river do you all throw your batteries in?
When I first started twitter I used to tweet at Jeremy Piven a lot about his favourite cured meat. Would love a response for old times sake @jeremypiven
These strawberries corner you at parties and just talk for hours.
You just do laundry to what? Get your skin all over everything again? Absurd.
How can one man deliver to the world so much joy?
How can one man deliver to the world so much joy?
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Sometimes the group baseball group chat comes out swinging
This is not my comfortable chair. This is not my wireless mouse.
On the latest episode: @_Ben_Clemens explains how @fangraphs is trying to model depth, @kaitlyncmcgrath previews the #BlueJays, and @ctrent previews the #Reds.
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sick album. sick band.
18 years since the release of Drum's Not Dead by @LiarsOfficial Reissued on vinyl: mute.ffm.to/liarsdnd
Looking very likely we’ll launch one of my 2017 ideas at work this year. It also doesn’t include AI.
Got the third. They are throwing around the idea of starting a cover band.
I stole his friend, too.
At my kid's daycare, they have what seems to be a divorced dad action figure.
Sometimes, they practice kissing in case they ever get dates.
I just made my family a meal that went so bad that I think they might leave in the night.
I'm using my desktop that runs my plex server to heat my home.
Doing my part to help our grid by using my microwave to heat my home:
@Jongolias Who is leaking you the plans for the UCP's AHS reforms?
I'm not sure what qualities of mine made someone think to get a technohacker camo LED headlamp touque, a baffling beer coozy and captain America as a minion USB drive for xmas, but I may have to change my image.
Love this time of year when people encourage others to do nothing, and then those same people come into the restaurant I work at and make me do things.
I used to be a pretty selfish person, but now my favorite part of Christmas is watching my daughter opening her gifts on Christmas day during the timeouts of nba basketball games.
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