Laine Cherkewick @lcherkewick
I eat too much bread. https://t.co/BD68RlUz7v Edmonton, Alberta Joined April 2009-
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Laine Cherkewick retweeted
The Burger King Drive-Thru has a prerecorded message that says, "Welcome to BK! You rule!" Then a human comes on and limply says, "HI. You rule. What can I get you." And frankly, I don't need any of this. I'm getting a Whopper at 7am. I don't rule.
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Laine Cherkewick retweeted
A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you
Excited in 10 years when someone comes out with a book explaining that Biden was actually dead during his last year as president and it was a whole Weekend At Bernie’s 3 scenerio.
To be honest I’m even starting to doubt myself.
Laine Cherkewick retweeted
Doctors treating cancer with pirogies. Call that Cheemo-therapy.
I wish sesame crust was the standard for all pizza.
Anyone have any success stories with Babbel, Rosetta Stone, Duolingo, etc? Kind of want to hear some feedback before dropping some cash on it.
Sure Five Nights at Freddy’s is scary, but did you ever go to Bullwinkle’s?
Laine Cherkewick retweeted
fighting for her life at the end 😭
Laine Cherkewick retweeted
In a world where you can be anything, be kind.. 😊
Woooooweeeeeeee. Stay away from Whyte Ave. I’m pretty sure the whole thing is under construction.
Laine Cherkewick retweeted
FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES:GARY LARSON
Put The Presidents Of The United States in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame.
System Of A Down is considered Classic Rock now right?
When you’re at a packed bar holding down a big table and everyone is running late. The whole bar wants me dead right now.
My goal in life is to have enough money where I can have a pair of Crocs 10 feet from me at all times.
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Nothing beats listening to music aimlessly. You just allow yourself to get lost in it.
i sent my brother like 50 crab emojis in separate messages and he asked his daughter if it meant something and she said "no he's just weird"
I'm at a super sold outb hot pot restaurant with a group of 12 of my wife's (bv) coworkers, and we just found out they made the reso for the wrong day. I'm freaking out.
definitely didn't hear muffled screaming here no shrieking at all
@DumbGreenTrash my upstairs neighbour is a regular sized human woman and she stomps around like a fucking dump truck with legs i don't understand
As an elder Edmontonian millennial, you are obligated to wonder how many of the people pictured on the cover of Cadence Weapon’s Afterparty Babies still reside in #yeg.
@the_jeffday Secret set list holding on to its last few letters. Played and watched a lot of shows there. The skatepark shows were always so fun. Bet that bowl is still covered by the stage.
On air from 7 to 8 pm on @CJSR 88.5 FM. You can also stream online at cjsr.com. Playing some records + talking about some exciting posy punk/ new wave / body music live gigs coming up in Edmonton #yeg #communityradio
@damnfoodcourt sure why not use ELO with Pig Destroyer as a comparison
I'm at work trying to explain Merzbow to co-workers using The Rolling Stones for comparison.
Sketching at Dagger’s Cove in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia today and needing a coffee refill. ☕️
Dartmouth, NS - April 23rd to 26th Edmonton, AB - May 12th to 18th DM for appointments ⚡️🧙♂️🦅⚡️
Fifteen Almonds has been talking about his high school celebrity crushes for 10 minutes. Bad start to the day.
I got to work and someone is playing Lightning Crashes by Live and I can't believe I didn't choose to work from home today.
They have a 56-item menu, including an Indian section, pasta section, and nachos section.
When a flamingo has a birthday they make humans stands on their front lawn
We’re turning pink with excitement – our Chilean flamingo ‘Pedro’ is 31 today! 🎉 Did you know that standing on one leg helps with muscle fatigue? It actually takes less energy to stand on one leg rather than two! 🤯 Stop by today to wish Pedro a fabulous day! 🦩 #YourZooYYC
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if you have a doctorate i will do whatever you tell me to do
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