Mike Robertson @rikemobertson
Comedian and filmmaker. Sketch with @marvnberry Podcasting with @fromjustin2kane Edmonton, Alberta Joined March 2009-
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Ahhh April Fools. The day where no one really pranks anyone anymore, and instead we just get unfunny gag emails from corporations
Baby Einstein implies the existence of Baby Oppenheimer
You are not prepared for how dumb the thing he is quote tweeting is
You are not prepared for how dumb the thing he is quote tweeting is
It's #FreebieFriday time, but on a Thursday 😂 To celebrate #Mario Day, we're giving away 3 awesome Mario #NintendoSwitch games! Super Mario 3D All-Stars Super Mario RPG Super Mario Bros Wonder To enter, simply RT this post and follow us! Winner announced Mon, March 11th!
*Watching Dune, Florence Pugh comes on screen* Me: (leans over and whispers) That's Flo Poo
Twitter is just like real life now. In real life I'll say something and then some guy will reply talking about cryptocurrency
The UCP ordered Tylenol from Turkey that cost $80 million That's bad The Tylenol was approved by Health Canada That's good? The Tylenol in question COULD be lethal to the babies it was ordered for That's bad The Tylenol didn't arrive in time to be useful Can I go now?
The UCP ordered Tylenol from Turkey that cost $80 million That's bad The Tylenol was approved by Health Canada That's good? The Tylenol in question COULD be lethal to the babies it was ordered for That's bad The Tylenol didn't arrive in time to be useful Can I go now? https://t.co/cvp5t88kcS
Join the Tim Hortons subreddit if you want to read about people complaining about how expensive the food is or to see aggro gems like this
Best holiday song genres: -Songs about fictional magical or cartoon characters -Jesus lore -Don't want gifts, would rather have you -Listing of Christmas imagery (people on sleds, holly, etc) -Its christmas, so let's agree war sucks -Horny for Santa (technically a subgenre)
Back on my bullshit #nocontextyakuza
Won't watch the Zelda movie if it don't got Tingle
How come they didn't call old porn theatres Nippleodeons
Editor: I need that listicle of the top living Star Wars actors on my desk by 7am, or you're toast Lowly writer: Sure thing, boss, sure thing
must be the unionized effects teams jacking up the price ....oh wait
must be the unionized effects teams jacking up the price ....oh wait
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Toby Haynes' new #StarTrek "Origin Story" movie will release in 2025. nerdist.com/article/new-st…
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Balatro
Binge watching season 2 now (it’s up early!) and omg is it AMAZING!!!
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May 24th is my own personal Barbenheimer and I could not be more excited! #Garfiosa
guys please watch this insane ad I just got on tiktok
Are y’all thinking about Ryan Gosling’s performance of Jodeci’s Cry For You on Mickey Mouse Club as much as I am? Hint: it’s weirdly a lot
Loved whenever Stellan Skarsgard and Austin Butler talked to each other in Stellan Skarsgard voices. It's like a Talking Like This contest
My favorite part of the movie was Austin butler trying 5 different accents and apparently fucking up one take so badly that even though the camera was initially on him, it cut to the other two harkonnens during his lines. Lol
Just saw The Zone of Interest I have nothing to say about it other than a couple came in 40 minutes into the movie, watched 5 minutes and asked "is this Madame Web"
@AlanGrofield2 @esjesjesj Boss Nass has never benefited from ironic hindsight like Watto has
@hehhehhyohyo Both are epic, but idk how a Nenshi would corral the party. He’s such a maverick, which is why he’s epic.
Oh no that post about A Bug’s Life led to me finding one of the most cursed and confusing fan wiki entries I’ve ever seen???
I heard rumors there’s a lot of problems on the set of the new “Captain Caveman” movie. The prop for Captain Caveman’s club keeps malfunctioning and Peter Sarsgaard hates the 5 hours in the makeup chair everyday (even though my sources tell me his Captain Cavemen is Oscar worthy)
Say what you will about Wes Anderson, but Asteroid City being snubbed entirely over some (most) of those BPs is truly horseshit lol
Individuals this concerned about forced entry home intrusion likely can't grasp that you're 1000x safer in a 100-year-old masonry apartment building in any major US city than you are in a newer paper mache suburban home like this.
deeply obsessed with white women living out kevin mccallister fantasies