davehemstad @davehemstad
Stand-up Comedian and Co-Host of the “Dr. Val Saves Dave” podcast. davehemstad.com Joined June 2011-
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Hey Toronto, I’m making a rare appearance @comedybar on the Danforth this weekend, May 3 and 4th. These shows are going to be so much fun, grab your tickets now!! comedybar.ca/shows/dave-hem…
What a great week, thanks to all of you who came out, and to the amazing staff @RumorsComedy !!!
What a great week, thanks to all of you who came out, and to the amazing staff @RumorsComedy !!!
2 shows left tonight @RumorsComedy join the fun!! #comedy #standupcomedy
2 shows left tonight @RumorsComedy join the fun!! #comedy #standupcomedy
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So pumped for this week! rumorscomedyclub.com/events/1697322…
This Friday!!
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Much respect and big hug to @global_leslie
Much respect and big hug to @global_leslie
Tomorrow night!!
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One of Montreal's funniest, @TheDerekSeguin, is at Toronto's @comedybar for one night only, Wednesday December 6th, with a killer 60 minutes and special guest @davehemstad! Well worth a night out! Details: comedybar.ca/shows/derek-se…
Just a great time at the Old Forum this weekend. Thanks to my peeps for coming out!!
Just a great time at the Old Forum this weekend. Thanks to my peeps for coming out!!
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Friday November 17th! Catch @justforlaughs vet @davehemstad plus great guests and fellow Just-For-Laughians @davidprydejokes @raajieelol @HadiKubba Matt Shury & mlre! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st, info/tix: comedynest.com
I’m still jacked from the putt and your call of it!!
I’m still jacked from the putt and your call of it!!
Happy Birthday to the consummate host of @cbcdebaters , my friend @patterballs!
Happy Birthday to the consummate host of @cbcdebaters , my friend @patterballs!
My favourite Sunday of the year, my first day of Spring, that start of the golf season…Happy Masters Sunday everybody! ⛳️ 🏌️♂️🥂
A big thanks to the staff and crowds @RumorsComedy just a great week.
A big thanks to the staff and crowds @RumorsComedy just a great week.
What fun!
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Happy Hump Day! We have our Early Burg Wednesday promo tonight. ($18 for Burger, Fries, & Show ticket *must be here before 7:00) PLUS amazing headliner @davehemstad! Get down here tonight for an incredible deal! #earlyburgwednesday #winnipeg #standupcomedy
Thanks for coming again.
Love this bit and @BrianReganComic is a gem.
Love this bit and @BrianReganComic is a gem.
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