Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

Writer of awful jokes and puns hewritesnowandthen.blogspot.co.uk Swindon Joined November 2013

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Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

3 months ago

Is it me just me. But does anyone else think Sarah looks like KD Lang?#popmastertv

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

9 months ago

Am I the only person who thinks that Mr Rajan is condescending and rude if contestants get a wrong answer? Or is it a badge of honour to be 'told off'?

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

10 months ago

Could Celador tell Clarkson to keep his opinions to himself about what people want to spend their winnings on #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

12 months ago

#GoldCrackers The world's biggest steel tycoon died this year. It's time to say Tata

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

12 months ago

#GoldCrackers Keir starmer thought he was given tickets for Joker 2, but it turned out to be a turkey

Our Lady Peace @OurLadyPeace

a year ago

What OLP song made you a fan?

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Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

a year ago

Watching the 1st episode of #DouglasIsCancelled and, although a good script, it's all too dark, as I can't see anyone cos there's not enough lighting

NHS Million @NHSMillion

a year ago

URGENT REQUEST FOR HELP FROM NHS STAFF: NHS England will cut funding for mental health support for hospital staff from tomorrow Please take 30 seconds to sign this open letter to Amanda Pritchard if you agree they should reconsider👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… Please RT too

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Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

2 years ago

#universitychallenge Am I the only person that thinks it rude and patronising of Amol to repeat an answer with his own pronunciation, as if to say they're wrong?

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

2 years ago

Did I hear the question about a fish as a 1 word answer but Amol said Keta Salmon. Two words surely?

The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

2 years ago

Gratuitous self RT because this took me ages! 😂 38 years since Live Aid! #LiveAid 🎸🎤🥁

The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

5 years ago

Gratuitous self RT because this took me ages! 😂 38 years since Live Aid! #LiveAid 🎸🎤🥁

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Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

2 years ago

#sidesplittingsunday My girlfriend asked my trumpet playing friend if he also had piles. He said no, I just have the horn

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

3 years ago

My life coach told me there are 6 things not to put in text messages. 1; Dick pics 2; Dick pics 3; Dick pics 4; Dick pics 5; Dick pics 6;Dick pics

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

3 years ago

#GMB when showing the volume of people who lost their lives in Turkey, the term is Death Toll, not Poll

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

3 years ago

My mate finally found a gripping hand for his Action Man. He says It's the thing that finishes him off #RateMyPun

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

4 years ago

As a Teen, I got arrested for throwing a brick at a football match. I got sent off with a penalty #Tuesdaytitter

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

4 years ago

My mate bought a house that was full of white goods. He's now a fridge magnate #RateMyPun

Ward & Co @kommunication23

4 years ago

▶️ Audio/Visual Pleasure: Trailer for : Rip it Up & Start Again’ ft @StephenMal @pilofficial @realjahwobble @_markstewart @ThrobbingGrstle, more brooklynvegan.com/watch-a-traile… @brooklynvegan

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

4 years ago

My mate asked me if I liked conga eels? No, I said, I don't like any dancing sealife #Tuesdaytitters

Hacky Ballsack @davetwojackets

4 years ago

Mike Reid wrote a book about huge plants that go rogue. He called it The Day of The Triffics #Tuesdaytitters

You'll be glad to know, I won't be posting any jokes in future about Protein Powder, Yoghurt or my Tax return.
Not in any Whey, Shape or form.

Alf - currently writi... @whoelsebutalf

15K Followers 13K Following You'll be glad to know, I won't be posting any jokes in future about Protein Powder, Yoghurt or my Tax return. Not in any Whey, Shape or form.

Away Till October 1st.

Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot

11K Followers 9K Following Away Till October 1st.

Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFC

The Bard of Cleasby (... @Norfolkinidea

3K Followers 4K Following Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFC

UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up.
Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22.
On UK-wide tour in 2025.
JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard
PODCAST It Just So Happened

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Most rainbows are not my own. 🌈

Janice Greer @JaniceGreer34

4K Followers 4K Following Most rainbows are not my own. 🌈

Ex financial programmer, economics, the 3Rs, humour and puns, walking, nature, music, photography, board games.

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6K Followers 5K Following Ex financial programmer, economics, the 3Rs, humour and puns, walking, nature, music, photography, board games.

Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!

The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

138K Followers 4K Following Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!

Turned up on my first day at the supermarket with a piggy bank strapped to the side of my head. I'm now a cash ear.

Gary Miller @gazgagsman

3K Followers 3K Following Turned up on my first day at the supermarket with a piggy bank strapped to the side of my head. I'm now a cash ear.

Professional Entertainer (Juggling/Comedy/Magic/Circus Skills Tutor) 8-time @UKPunOff winner. New #LunchPun joke each day. https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfs

Stevie Vegas (Steve t... @SteveJuggler

8K Followers 4K Following Professional Entertainer (Juggling/Comedy/Magic/Circus Skills Tutor) 8-time @UKPunOff winner. New #LunchPun joke each day. https://t.co/8h8dDcuhfs

Keen photographer of birds, wildlife and other pretty and/or interesting things. Check weblink for prints, digital photos and gifts for sale.

Will @wtebn.bsky.soci... @WTEBN

638 Followers 666 Following Keen photographer of birds, wildlife and other pretty and/or interesting things. Check weblink for prints, digital photos and gifts for sale.

Sony Award winning writer, stand up and Ipswich fan living in Northumberland.
Expect a mixture of jokes and pictures of painted WW2 models.

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18K Followers 7K Following Sony Award winning writer, stand up and Ipswich fan living in Northumberland. Expect a mixture of jokes and pictures of painted WW2 models.

One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Gary Delaney is writi... @GaryDelaney

108K Followers 2K Following One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Smart, funny and handsome - are just some of the words which appear in my bio. All jokes & poems are original (as far as I know, or unless otherwise stated)

Peter Cole @petercolepoet

906 Followers 762 Following Smart, funny and handsome - are just some of the words which appear in my bio. All jokes & poems are original (as far as I know, or unless otherwise stated)

Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC

UncleTog1️⃣9️�... @tog1989

2K Followers 2K Following Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC

Taking an indefinite break from performing. Doubt my mind will switch off though so still probs hoy some jokes on here. Octopus.

Julian Lee @JulianLeeComedy

2K Followers 2K Following Taking an indefinite break from performing. Doubt my mind will switch off though so still probs hoy some jokes on here. Octopus.

Was on Twitter. Left X, went to Bluesky (https://t.co/A2GppJfRZA). Am back on X too. Although it’s still called Twitter, right?

Sharpey @mnsharpelad

738 Followers 1K Following Was on Twitter. Left X, went to Bluesky (https://t.co/A2GppJfRZA). Am back on X too. Although it’s still called Twitter, right?

Karl and Howie have published two hilarious (?) books full of puns & one liners. Available here on Amazon:

https://t.co/dRrXPKsGTI and https://t.co/jMt3swCQTa

@upuppunaway @upuppunaway

2K Followers 2K Following Karl and Howie have published two hilarious (?) books full of puns & one liners. Available here on Amazon: https://t.co/dRrXPKsGTI and https://t.co/jMt3swCQTa

Half of @BishopandDouch | Repped by @NickTurnerMgmt | BAFTA Connect | Nickelodeon | Lego City | CBeebies | #GoldCrackers winner 2023 | Author of @cheesethebook

Chris Douch @ThisisDouch

2K Followers 2K Following Half of @BishopandDouch | Repped by @NickTurnerMgmt | BAFTA Connect | Nickelodeon | Lego City | CBeebies | #GoldCrackers winner 2023 | Author of @cheesethebook

I was a lonely child, even my imaginary friends hated me.

Martillo Rompe Crista... @bachelorcolumbo

415 Followers 330 Following I was a lonely child, even my imaginary friends hated me.

Enjoying life in my fifties

Muttondressedaslamb @MLCwoman

1K Followers 1K Following Enjoying life in my fifties

Very special to save the world

SPACEX ELON @spacexparody765

39 Followers 1K Following Very special to save the world

I Won A Lottery Of $310,500,000 million And I Am Giving $30,000 each To The First 500 Followers just DM

julie leach @leachjuli8108

85 Followers 7K Following I Won A Lottery Of $310,500,000 million And I Am Giving $30,000 each To The First 500 Followers just DM "Julie I FOLLOWED"

I never said I was funny. Oh... wait. I did didn't I. I was being ironic.

Judgement Dave @Judgement_Dave

466 Followers 1K Following I never said I was funny. Oh... wait. I did didn't I. I was being ironic.

Author & plagiarist. All views probably other people's. Dwindling. Retired goalhanger. Preferred Sweep over Sooty. Nostalgist. Change not always for the better.

Martin Knight @MartinKnight_

35K Followers 27K Following Author & plagiarist. All views probably other people's. Dwindling. Retired goalhanger. Preferred Sweep over Sooty. Nostalgist. Change not always for the better.

Snanes @Snanesbt1

103 Followers 3K Following

I don't believe in reincarnation...but i did in a previous life.

Rebecca Smith @GrahamSmit87472

10 Followers 78 Following I don't believe in reincarnation...but i did in a previous life.

CHASE YOUR DREAMS

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733 Followers 4K Following CHASE YOUR DREAMS

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28 Followers 480 Following

Just a small pube on a big adventure

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80 Followers 914 Following Just a small pube on a big adventure

Make music, bourbon & other stuff…featured in @rollingstone @billboard @amersongwriter @forbes @uproxx @spotify

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4K Followers 5K Following Make music, bourbon & other stuff…featured in @rollingstone @billboard @amersongwriter @forbes @uproxx @spotify

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287 Followers 3K Following

The Gambia 🇬🇲. west coast

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190 Followers 7K Following The Gambia 🇬🇲. west coast "The Lord delights in those who fear him, who put their hope in his unfailing love." - Psalm 147:11

🤡 Life's too short to be serious
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296 Followers 530 Following 🤡 Life's too short to be serious 🛍️ Shop our online store for funny and unique products 🎁 Use code HAPPY10 for 10% off at our store

Love traveling...don't love people.

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301 Followers 1K Following Love traveling...don't love people.

Here for the memes

Jessica Williams @WalkTheRosePath

223 Followers 187 Following Here for the memes

Does art & words.
Prone to gravity. Please return to an upright position.
''anonymous texter'' - @matthewcrosby
#actuallyautistic

Cantus @_Cantus

1K Followers 1K Following Does art & words. Prone to gravity. Please return to an upright position. ''anonymous texter'' - @matthewcrosby #actuallyautistic

i am vedhika sri , I am from india but now stay in , Long Beach, California

vedhi_usa @sri_vedhika

25 Followers 110 Following i am vedhika sri , I am from india but now stay in , Long Beach, California

time past and time future. what might have been and what has been. point to one end, which is always present. - TS Elliot 4 Quartets

BrotherCanuck @OverStMungos

169 Followers 474 Following time past and time future. what might have been and what has been. point to one end, which is always present. - TS Elliot 4 Quartets

Mum | Couch Potato | Poet | Writer | Creator of humorous charity book - ‘Tales of a Pandemic from a Couch Potato and Friends’ - https://t.co/YgiKb2AhpU

Tina Firthlock @yorkshirepud27

2K Followers 4K Following Mum | Couch Potato | Poet | Writer | Creator of humorous charity book - ‘Tales of a Pandemic from a Couch Potato and Friends’ - https://t.co/YgiKb2AhpU

In 1972 news of the watergate scandal broke. I was also born.

brick blanc @brinbl1

172 Followers 727 Following In 1972 news of the watergate scandal broke. I was also born.

The Real J.Q Butter/MusicProducer/SoundDesigner/ Got on a lucky one, came in 18/1 “…A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing…” (Clive James)

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446 Followers 3K Following The Real J.Q Butter/MusicProducer/SoundDesigner/ Got on a lucky one, came in 18/1 “…A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing…” (Clive James)

Now in stereo!

He/Him ♂️UK

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4K Followers 4K Following Now in stereo! He/Him ♂️UK

Most jokes from my late husband’s scribbles. If tweets are funny, please consider supporting Swansea City AFC Foundation (link below). 🦢

Cyd Baines @funnyishcyd

790 Followers 3K Following Most jokes from my late husband’s scribbles. If tweets are funny, please consider supporting Swansea City AFC Foundation (link below). 🦢

I love life love my friends and family life is too short to be miserable so like happy smiley people around me repost my pictures without asking is a block! xxx

Julie Holt @JulieHo00265364

9K Followers 5K Following I love life love my friends and family life is too short to be miserable so like happy smiley people around me repost my pictures without asking is a block! xxx

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90 Followers 2K Following

Just be yourself as everyone else is taken....

Big Arsenal supporter and season ticket holder in the North Bank #NorthLondonForever

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12 Followers 93 Following Krishi

Films, TV, cats, current affairs and Top of the Pops type music #TOTP #OMITB Swiftie

Duncan Smith @Duncan_Smith

2K Followers 4K Following Films, TV, cats, current affairs and Top of the Pops type music #TOTP #OMITB Swiftie

Loyalty + positivity = Miracle

Mitesh Parmar @MiteshP10564192

4 Followers 163 Following Loyalty + positivity = Miracle

Lover of words, sounds, lines and colours with an aim to create art by any means necessary. Half Man Half Biscuit focused.

spiralpaper @spiralpaper

2K Followers 5K Following Lover of words, sounds, lines and colours with an aim to create art by any means necessary. Half Man Half Biscuit focused.

Fundraiser. Writer of puns. Fan of live stand-up. LUFC fanatic - MOT / ALAW.

Sam Adams @SamonChar

2K Followers 2K Following Fundraiser. Writer of puns. Fan of live stand-up. LUFC fanatic - MOT / ALAW.

Spoof clips from the archives and new original puns from everyone's favourite fictional 80's BBC puppet pun show it’s PUNS IN SPACE! @rwoolfordcomedy

Puns In Space @PunsInSpaceTV

164 Followers 159 Following Spoof clips from the archives and new original puns from everyone's favourite fictional 80's BBC puppet pun show it’s PUNS IN SPACE! @rwoolfordcomedy

Comedy Podcast game where @yespaulineeyre and @speshmagiclady give guests the chance to look into other dimensions and choose a new life for themselves.

EyreLeigh Doors Comed... @EyreLeigh

184 Followers 832 Following Comedy Podcast game where @yespaulineeyre and @speshmagiclady give guests the chance to look into other dimensions and choose a new life for themselves.

Puns, puns and more puns... This account isn't used much.

The Pun O'Clock News @PunOClockNews

112 Followers 98 Following Puns, puns and more puns... This account isn't used much.

Cmon peeps! Get stuck reyt in to these lamb chops, always on aisle 45 or behind the bins🎵🎶🎵😜 or having a good feel of Doris the ratcatchers ferret 😂

burlington @burtybaps5

412 Followers 2K Following Cmon peeps! Get stuck reyt in to these lamb chops, always on aisle 45 or behind the bins🎵🎶🎵😜 or having a good feel of Doris the ratcatchers ferret 😂

‏‏☜ رُقي الأخلآق ♡...!
☜ ‏سِر جاذبية الإنسان.. ☜ التي ‏غفل عنها نيوتن♡...!

رستم عزت @rostomezat2

58 Followers 633 Following ‏‏☜ رُقي الأخلآق ♡...! ☜ ‏سِر جاذبية الإنسان.. ☜ التي ‏غفل عنها نيوتن♡...!

natyrell @steve_james269

58 Followers 436 Following

Producer of comedy. Sometimes intentionally. (Bob Servant, Miller’s Mountain, Lost Sitcoms, The Farm, The Tuckers)

Owen Bell @owenbellshouse

644 Followers 655 Following Producer of comedy. Sometimes intentionally. (Bob Servant, Miller’s Mountain, Lost Sitcoms, The Farm, The Tuckers)

David Morey, Eric Henning & some of the nation’s greatest magicians perform at the Arts Club. Includes dinner/drinks. Tickets: 1-888-882-8499

Washington Magic @capitolmagician

2K Followers 4K Following David Morey, Eric Henning & some of the nation’s greatest magicians perform at the Arts Club. Includes dinner/drinks. Tickets: 1-888-882-8499

Join in the fun and tweet your ORIGINAL pun between 12:00 and 13:00 BST weekdays adding #LunchPun, AND #RateMyPun if you want to join in the day's competition

LunchyMcPunface @LunchyMcPunface

2K Followers 2K Following Join in the fun and tweet your ORIGINAL pun between 12:00 and 13:00 BST weekdays adding #LunchPun, AND #RateMyPun if you want to join in the day's competition

Pens, toys, dogs, songs

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206 Followers 1K Following Pens, toys, dogs, songs

am here for friendship

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131 Followers 1K Following am here for friendship

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64 Followers 666 Following

Kensington Gore Hammerd Horror creator, writer, artist, movie maker & owner of KGHH Publishing & publishing consultant🩸

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You'll be glad to know, I won't be posting any jokes in future about Protein Powder, Yoghurt or my Tax return.
Not in any Whey, Shape or form.

Alf - currently writi... @whoelsebutalf

15K Followers 13K Following You'll be glad to know, I won't be posting any jokes in future about Protein Powder, Yoghurt or my Tax return. Not in any Whey, Shape or form.

Away Till October 1st.

Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot

11K Followers 9K Following Away Till October 1st.

Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.

GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge

25K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.

One-liner comedian / writer of nonsense. I post original jokes. Jack of all trades, master of pun.

Daniel Edison @DanEdisonComedy

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Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFC

The Bard of Cleasby (... @Norfolkinidea

3K Followers 4K Following Ever youthful and eternally optimistic purveyor of puns, silliness, rhyme and occasional song. Fluent in both English and Bullshit. Lifelong follower of #LUFC

If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

Ian Power @IHPower

16K Followers 395 Following If any of my tweets annoy you, please remember I'm just trying to have a laugh. If none of my tweets have annoyed you, be patient, they will.

UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up.
Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22.
On UK-wide tour in 2025.
JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard
PODCAST It Just So Happened

Richard Pulsford @RichardPulsford

9K Followers 8K Following UK Pun Champion 2022 & current SCOTY runner-up. Top 10 Jokes EdinFringe 2019-22. On UK-wide tour in 2025. JOKE BOOK Punball Wizard PODCAST It Just So Happened

Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!

The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan

138K Followers 4K Following Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!

Award losing stand up comedian.
Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show.
Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9

joe heenan @joeheenan

59K Followers 2K Following Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9

Turned up on my first day at the supermarket with a piggy bank strapped to the side of my head. I'm now a cash ear.

Gary Miller @gazgagsman

3K Followers 3K Following Turned up on my first day at the supermarket with a piggy bank strapped to the side of my head. I'm now a cash ear.

I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD...

Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

9K Followers 855 Following I still haven't found my 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For' CD. Oh wait, there it is, under my 'Whoomp! (There It Is)' CD...

Keen photographer of birds, wildlife and other pretty and/or interesting things. Check weblink for prints, digital photos and gifts for sale.

Will @wtebn.bsky.soci... @WTEBN

638 Followers 666 Following Keen photographer of birds, wildlife and other pretty and/or interesting things. Check weblink for prints, digital photos and gifts for sale.

Sony Award winning writer, stand up and Ipswich fan living in Northumberland.
Expect a mixture of jokes and pictures of painted WW2 models.

Tony Cowards @TonyCowards

18K Followers 7K Following Sony Award winning writer, stand up and Ipswich fan living in Northumberland. Expect a mixture of jokes and pictures of painted WW2 models.

Using Twitter for testing material for puns for my comedy shows. And trust me, you will be tested... https://t.co/jVMaxloF5j

Iain MacDonald @imacpun

4K Followers 4K Following Using Twitter for testing material for puns for my comedy shows. And trust me, you will be tested... https://t.co/jVMaxloF5j

One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Gary Delaney is writi... @GaryDelaney

108K Followers 2K Following One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.

Comedian. Punproviser. Leicester Square Theatre sell out. 2026 tour on sale now👇

Darren Walsh Puns @DarrenWalshPuns

9K Followers 2K Following Comedian. Punproviser. Leicester Square Theatre sell out. 2026 tour on sale now👇

Smart, funny and handsome - are just some of the words which appear in my bio. All jokes & poems are original (as far as I know, or unless otherwise stated)

Peter Cole @petercolepoet

906 Followers 762 Following Smart, funny and handsome - are just some of the words which appear in my bio. All jokes & poems are original (as far as I know, or unless otherwise stated)

Comedian. Plastic Elvis. https://t.co/V1C4agGVpJ https://t.co/qwcXHSNiwa

Tim Vine @RealTimVine

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We were just on the edge of Barstow when we decided that glamourising drug use was reckless and irresponsible

Geraint @geraintgriffith

9K Followers 1K Following We were just on the edge of Barstow when we decided that glamourising drug use was reckless and irresponsible

Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC

UncleTog1️⃣9️�... @tog1989

2K Followers 2K Following Someone has destroyed the dumplings at the local Chinese takeaway, I think that’s Wonton Vandalism. The Man With The Golden Puns. #CFC #Traveller #BrentfordFC

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The electronic music print magazine and online destination… Interviews / Reviews / Live Sessions / Vinyl / T-Shirts / And More…

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