Nick Diffatte @diffatte
Welcome to my shiny new account! Writer of jokes. Comedian. Magician. https://t.co/F043BOxL6D Joined September 2019-
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Felt truly magical to celebrate one of my favorite days with my favorite people. Many more pictures to come, I’m sure… but for now, here’s a thread of some highlights
Excited to see @diffatte at the @Chi_MagicLounge. I’ve seen his amazing act before so this time I brought a dozen friends. I look forward to watching their reactions as much as him.
Enjoy an experience like no other full of magic, comedy, and drinks at @Chi_MagicLounge. 🍸 View @diffatte in action as he leaves you wondering how he did it, while laughing from beginning to end. ✨ do312.com/events/2021/10…
So, you can't bring a peanut butter sandwich to so many schools because it might be a health risk for some of the other students. We wouldn't want to put anyone in danger would we.
her: wanna come back to my place and watch a movie me: sure [at her place] her: *waiting for me to make a move* me: *pointing* that rat is actually really good at cooking
Caleb Wallace, a leader of the anti-mask movement in central Texas, has died after being infected with the coronavirus and spending three weeks in the ICU, his wife, Jessica, said on Saturday. He was 30. nyti.ms/38nygio
Forgot to post this here but it’s worth it… My Fox News interview where I gave a fake name, never answered the prompt and somehow it still aired. ❤️
Can’t wait to get back to headlining the @Chi_MagicLounge tonight! The last place I did shows before the lockdown. Should be a fun week! Hope to see you there.
Here it is, the goriest episode yet with our friend, the uber talented @McBrideMagic Come listen to us exchange tales of on-stage injuries and watch me pull something crazy out of my pants. look out for Part 2 next week youtu.be/Lqp37W6rQ_4
Happy Father’s Day. I am always thankful for my family, but especially today. Just about twenty-four years ago Jen and I moved to Las Vegas to start our family, and along came @kentuckyfryeli. Happy father’s day to all the dads out there (and of course my other son @diffatte)
Had to put down our employees today 🙏
Vaccinated or not, no one should be allowed to bring McDonald’s on an airplane.
Did you catch @diffatte on Joke/Story/Trick last night? We had a great chat about his very first cruise ship gig, bits we wish we would have thought of, and holes. You can watch the WHOLE show here youtu.be/FDZRUuOViwQ

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