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Saw a new dermatologist today who told me to stop using my old medicated shampoo immediately because it was the most likely cause of my hair loss besides the actual psoriasis. Love that for me 🙃
Got “healthy” brownie mix, already nervous about it considering the amount of mixture that fits into an 8x8 pan 👀
I love that my parents suggested that I “change my pillowcase weekly” to *checks notes* cure my autoimmune disease
My mom and I do not get along for a litany of reasons, but I feel a lot of sympathy for her as I’ve gotten older. She’s a genius in her own right, she’s just a victim to society and potentially too old to change her ways, upbringing, and lifestyle.
Some psychopath turned the heater on in the gym. Yes, it was 90° in there.
Third day that Maintenance is here for the leak and they turned the giant fan on again. There definitely isn’t a cat hiding here or anything.
My bf sends me Bridgerton memes he doesn’t even understand when he’s drunk and that’s amore, bitch
TLDR; our apartment’s AC is a disaster and flooding requires maintenance to be here to vacuum up water. Behold! My poor cat hiding from the vacuum sounds 🥺
Rolled over after coming back from a pee and here she was! What a delightful morning for me to be graced by her presence 🥹
Got up from working on the couch today to pee and came back to my seat stolen. I should sue.
One funny way a woman I worked with years ago explained what feeling unsafe as a woman in the world felt like: “Imagine being in a bar where everyone’s the size of an NFL player. And they’re all aggressively gay. That’s life all the time.”
Look at her! She is in love with this cardboard base from a Costco case of Diet Coke!
I’m about 20 minutes into the first episode of Dead Boy Detectives and I can smell the gay jealously wafting off of Edwin. How did I not notice this when I was younger about myself? I had no self awareness as a child.
Literally washed my hair and treated my scalp with medication yesterday morning and already I’m flaking this badly again. Do you think a derm with mercy would put me straight on biologics since scalp psoriasis isn’t exactly conducive to light therapy treatment?
Bf gave me the blessing to grill him a burger using my cast iron pan, made his “medium” when I’m used to well done, so I’m hoping he ends up happy with what I tried for the first time 😬
Bf and I are watching My Adventures with Superman and I just think it is so cute that this iteration makes Monsieur Mallah and the Brain just a brilliantly bored gay couple who want to find a universe where they aren’t judged for who they are 🥺
Are you an asshole if you break something and immediately offer to fix it and think it counts as an apology? Are you also an asshole if you constantly refuse to validate the person’s sadness about the thing you broke?
I’m just made myself a burger at home and it was DELICIOUS. I ate it standing over the countertop, I didn’t even have time to sit down before I devoured it all.
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the "unknown" met gala guests are so interesting because to the left you've got mona patel, a tech tycoon billionaire who runs multiple companies and on the right, gustav witzoe, heir to a norwegian salmon empire with a $3,8B net worth
now there is no fucking way…. the show was about the girls? they were the leads???? what the fuck
Sasha Pieterse revealed on the PLL: True Crime podcast that the men in Pretty Little Liars made more money per episode than the girls. They all had to go in together during the 4th or 5th season to get a pay raise.
Whenever someone asks me what my best class in law school was, I just look at them sadly and say “whatever Con Law used to be.”
just saw camila cabello’s comment on nick’s instagram post… “what did you do to my weird friend” 😭
Whoever decided we needed the two most beautiful people in 1999 to star in The Mummy thank you for your service
@lidolmix Alumni from Harvard MIT and Stanford too alon with companies in healthcare and real estate nd she runs a NGO too Like damn ma
went to stanford and harvard too like this is literally barbie
today i learned that this mystery woman who took the met gala by storm is a tech tycoon billionaire who runs like 8 companies
7. mona patel in iris van herpen
@mymorningval they were choosing petting the baby over playing with the toys. it was VERY cute.
@voightkampffft Young kids love babies so much lol I have a 3 month old and so many times out in public toddlers will come up and try to pet her. It’s very sweet
a kindergarten class was at the library on a field trip along with the normal morning baby/toddler crowd and i looked over to see some kids petting one of the babies on the head like a dog. the teacher was like "that's not your baby!!! leave that baby alone!!!"
Obsessed with the neurologist very kindly explaining that an MRI just for reassurance often finds shit you really don’t need to know about that anxious people might struggle with. She really said “it’s none of your business,” and she’s right!
I saw a job I wanted to apply to yesterday, but it lacked a salary range. I asked the recruiter for the salary range. He asked mine. I reminded him it is the law in california that employers provide this info on the listing. He told me the range. TODAY IT IS ON THE LISTING!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you want a dog that is: - Low maintenance - Relatively quiet - Doesn’t have expensive health problems - Will be fine if you leave it alone in the house for up to 24hrs Then what you actually want is a cat
i know bisexuals are annoying but they are still real and there are clearly two in this photo
This is how I find out Baz Luhrmann is married...TO A WOMAN?
EXCLUSIVE: President Gil + First Gentleman @AdamStasiw in residence 🇺🇸
Weird how it’s never a drag queen
Texas evangelical pastor, Ronnie Killingsworth, has been found guilty of raping 3 young girls who attended his church.
I ate the alarm clock. Sleep well.
I AM SO CLOSE TO BEING DONE WITH LAW SCHOOL BUT MY ADHD SAYS WE'LL YOU'RE 90 PERCENT THERE SO YOU ARE DONE. NO, I'M NOT. THE GODDESS OF WILLPOWER PLEASE SHINE DOWN ON ME SO I MAY ENJOY MYSELF ONCE MORE AND BE DONE... UNTIL I START STUDYING FOR THE BAR IN LIKE A FEW DAYS.
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