DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

Spiritual pioneer and entertainer journeys with pilgrims to understand and use the law of attraction. drdavidthor.substack.com Joined February 2023

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

3 months ago

__ Despite the name, no one in Montenegro is getting "mounted."

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

4 months ago

__ Brampton Ontario is sometimes called "Little Punjab" even though it actually has a lot of Punjab.

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4 months ago

__ Despite the name, Montenegro has fewer people than the population of Brampton Ontario. [Canadians are the folks most likely to understand this "little Punjab" joke.]

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

5 months ago

__ Time immemorial. Or as I like to call it: this morning.

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__ Activism in the West has become a mere echo: a response to badness. That makes the badness the boss of me. Reaction. Call and response. Doing what you do because someone else does something is literally reactionary. The Jews bombed this so I did that. The orange…

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

7 months ago

__ “On this day I hope love blossoms among nations,” he says. They say. Everyone says. Give him an Order of Canada for saying it. [already did] Always these insistent federal formations to destroy our souls. Nations, not watersheds or neighborhoods that are formations that have…

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

7 months ago

__ Every tall person was short but no short person was tall. --david thor

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7 months ago

__ My dad was a geologist and I meet a guy whose dad was a geologist and I'm like: what's that make us?

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

7 months ago

__ Back when space was real you could see a parking lot from it and that was the parking lot of the University of Texas at A, which had the world’s largest parking lot. Back when the world was round unquestionably. And as the last rollerblader in Texas I’d skate across that…

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

7 months ago

__ I think I need to get Tourettes. Otherwise people might start wondering.

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

7 months ago

“an orgy of superfluous communication and social agitation” —Alan Watts in 1973 discussing Twitter X

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

8 months ago

how to get good at juggling, by @drdavidthor open.substack.com/pub/drdavidtho…

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

8 months ago

__ My parents never gave me the talk about the birds and the bees but they did circumcise me and my dad did tell me that the plug is male and the wall socket is female. 120 volts. No wonder I was still a virgin at age twenty-eight. --david thor

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

8 months ago

__ A guy posted an ode to the stability of married life. It was very romantic. "I've been kissing the same girl for 44 years." I DM'd him: maybe it's time to tell your wife. --david thor

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DrDavid Thor @drdavidthor

10 months ago

Where am I?

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12 months ago

__ "Are you up to date with vaccines, sir?" Yes, I haven't had one in this century. I like to keep up to date with the best research. --Dr. David Thor

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a year ago

Soddy-Daisy, by @drdavidthor open.substack.com/pub/drdavidtho…

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a year ago

__ Happy America Day. Speaking of America [i.e. guns] I've been told that in domestic violence restraining-order situations where you're not allowed within 500 feet of a spouse, people are getting potato launchers that can shoot 600 feet. It takes 1200 potatoes and the better…