Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

Lindsay's husband Joined February 2016

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

4 months ago

For someone who’s “not as funny as he thinks he is” I definitely say a lot of funny things

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

4 months ago

There are 2 types of people: 1. People who pee in pools 2. Liars

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4 months ago

Do one thing every day that scares you. Do two things every day that scare everybody else. That way they’ll all be really scared and you’ll only be a little bit scared.

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4 months ago

Find 3 hobbies: One to make you healthy One to make you smart One to make you money One to make you better at math

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

5 years ago

People who don’t pee in the shower need to get over themselves

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5 years ago

People who think they’re funnier than they really are are their own kind of funny

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

5 years ago

You know that dream where Leonardo DiCaprio is singing a Toby Keith song to a group of kids and your wife is singing along a little too loud so you shush her but then she sings louder? I had that one again last night but this time I didn’t have any pants on.

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

5 years ago

When I was in first grade my friend Hal Holbrook ratted me out for peeing on the bathroom floor. I don’t know where he is in 2020, but I hope he has a disappointing weekend.

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

5 years ago

Everybody Loves Raymond except Debra

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

5 years ago

For every sport they cancel have to give us each a box of ice cream sandwiches. Not the Great Value ones. The good ones. Klondike Dark Chocolate.

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5 years ago

If Kamala Harris is so smart how come I’ve never seen her on Jeopardy?

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5 years ago

BREAKING: the next election will have almost no impact on your life

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

5 years ago

Just spent 30 minutes trying to teach evolution to people who believe in ghosts and witches. I’m taking the rest of the day off.

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

5 years ago

How sad would it be to be married to whoever named it better-than-sex cake?

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5 years ago

People in movies just close their laptops without closing the browser windows.

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Dustin Anderson @dustinfromclass

5 years ago

In 1991 a pregnant woman in Michigan had her picture taken without putting her hand on her belly. The picture was very unflattering, and no pregnant woman has made the same mistake since.