A guy in NYC trying to write code 🙈🙉🙊 @emptyheap
Software Engineer, formerly @spotify @tumblr, working with #PHP, passionate about showing others the power of code and the web. All tweets are my pwn! NYC ✈️ Menlo Park ✈️ ((Mars?)) Joined March 2017-
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Anyone know who this is?
#PHP8 is gonna be like...
A guy in NYC trying to write code 🙈🙉🙊 retweeted
A solid 10% of being an engineering manager is asking two people if they've talked to each other yet
Name a #FourLetterWord you've been called recently that you did not expect: Mine: #hero That's a first for me. Usually I get much more pithy four letter words in my inbox.
"Teach a man to fish..." #learning
Damn it. There goes my 0-day reddit exploit 😕
This is how it's done, huh? I've been doing wrong!
This is how it's done, huh? I've been doing wrong!
Not sure if joking or for real...
The #elePHPant in the original blue! You can't get these anymore :/
Me: Hi do you think I can connect to your WiFi for a minute? My phone's not getting a signal and I need to make a phone call. Stranger: Sure, the password is ******** Me: Oh you know what my phone just got a signal but thank you for your help! Router default un/pas admin/admin
"To be young and in love in New York City. To be young and drunk in New York City. I like me better when I'm with you."
No words for this one. There are just no words here.
No words for this one. There are just no words here.
This resurfaced from ether. ambionics.io/blog/php-mt-ra… Hmm... I'm intrigued. #php #security
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