ensuingdebacle @ensuingdebacle
Former SWO. Small-time attorney. Never learned to code. 'Trouble looking for a place to happen.' -my grandma. 10 secs from another bad decision... San Diego Joined May 2021-
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A friend mentioned that an interesting side effect of every person having their faces stuck in their phones is you can stare at the women all you want & nobody even notices.
The cronchiest cronches to have ever cronched 🐢
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
School has started, which means the shrieks & howls of the urchins is again drowning out the noise of the jets taking off.
If you ever NEED a sad country song (& sometimes we all do), try No Next Time by Allison Moorer. 🎶I didn't mean to break your heart. I apologize. If you just give me one more chance, there'll be no next time. I promise I will never break your heart again again again.🎶
🎶I just found out the name of your best friend. You been talkin' 'bout yourself again, ...🎶
🎶It's a shame about Ray. In the stone, under the dust, His name is still engraved. Some things need to go away. It's a shame about Ray.🎶
🎶 In your lips I sense a danger. You've got the eyes of a stranger!🎶
Did the founders & pioneers in America just not know any teenage boys when they started naming places & things? My college played sports against Slippery Rock University, & well, you know the rest...
They spelled Toledo, Cincinnati, Cleveland, & Dayton wrong.
They spelled Toledo, Cincinnati, Cleveland, & Dayton wrong.
"I will preface this After Action Report with a plea that you please remember we actually did have a plan at the time this project commenced."
I'm fierce! Rawr! @ING2Firebrand
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I just said the following about peanut butter: "not the good stuff, it was that organic stuff with the oil separated on the top". Was I wrong?
In my case, I'm told that '70-'72 I was a thieving beer lush. I was 3-5, my mom's parties were popular, I would grab any beer set down within my reach & drain it. I have fuzzy sepia-toned memories of macrame/beer can hats, faux-wood paneling, cig-burned coffee table.
In my case, I'm told that '70-'72 I was a thieving beer lush. I was 3-5, my mom's parties were popular, I would grab any beer set down within my reach & drain it. I have fuzzy sepia-toned memories of macrame/beer can hats, faux-wood paneling, cig-burned coffee table.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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NotYourJewishMom @CaffMomREDACTED
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Kelley Scott @KelleySapper
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Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw
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267 Followers 320 Following puns for my own entertainment. Im not laughing _at_ you, Im laughing _near_ you. I'd say Im on the spectrum but Im never sure which one.
Sensurround @ShamashAran
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The Pro From Dover @GermanShepher10
4K Followers 4K Following God, Family, Country. Professional RE Broker. Lover of bacon. Proud UGA Dawg. USAF vet. Retired NASA/JSC/FCOD/AOD.Golfer. Joshua 24:15
Kristin @KiKi1185
4K Followers 4K Following mom, wife, conservative pro-life Catholic ~cat owner~ @USSGoodGirl stan
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152K Followers 2K Following 22 years as fed. prosecutor; Rep'd 91 Jan 6 clients. Comments not legal advice.
Fr. Brendon @padrebrendon
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🇺🇸 Ziggy Stardu... @oh_ziggy
878 Followers 532 Following The Adventures of a Very Naughty Kitteh.. The bitings will continue. I've been Flinnied!!!!
A 6 Pack of Sam Adams @37smadAmaS
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Tor Books @torbooks
300K Followers 3K Following Publisher of Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror, Mystery, Thriller and Suspense, and Other Speculative Fiction
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Jeff Weimer @Jeff_Weimer
806 Followers 1K Following FCCS(SW/AW)USN(ret) 1988-2010. Sea Cadet. DS1. CSTSC, DDG-12, DD-991, FACSFACJAX, DDG-996, CV-67, FCTCLANT, LHA-4, ATGLANT. ERAT/CSRAT. O'Dea '88. Purple Drazi
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Brenda @Bren_SoCal
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Mr Bo The Cat @MrBoDaCat
650 Followers 858 Following Just a nobody who will passive aggressively poop in your shoe
Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney
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Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings
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Constable of Bucksnor... @BucksnortsPaw
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Ingenuous Firebrand �... @ING2Firebrand
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