Frederick @freddiefromches

Joined April 2013

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Daggerlad @Daggerlad2

3 years ago

Wife: Ok open your eyes! Me: 😳 Oh my god it’s a… 😐oh Wife: I sold your old sloop and got a- Me: A Sixth-Rate ship of the line. Wife: I know you were talking about that Third-Rate, but I thought this one was so nice and maneuverable😬 Me: It is. because it has fewer guns🤦‍♂️

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Pete Lee @kungfupete

3 years ago

The Wailing is the greatest horror film in the last 40 years. We don’t talk about The Wailing enough. The Wailing is my Heat.

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Frederick @freddiefromches

3 years ago

Hating your children and putting their private concerns online but in a woke way

Heron Greenesmith, Esq. @herong

3 years ago

Hating your children and putting their private concerns online but in a woke way

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depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki

4 years ago

the masculine urge to dig

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Frederick @freddiefromches

4 years ago

One more sherry away from doing a marxist analysis of Elf (2003)

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prance @bocxtop

4 years ago

how horny were dudes in the 50s they were putting their jackets over puddles instead of just asking women to step slightly to the left

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IBO🧑🏾‍🚀 @imblackonline

4 years ago

white dudes take one L then move to asia to become an english teacher

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Kai @Tasnyx

4 years ago

New Drake: [sounding like he’s about to cry] she telling me she an enby/she got that entj energy/she won’t get the rest of me/they won’t get the best of me New Kanye: [through 3 vocal filters over a beat with 5 different hymnals] God Told Me I Need To Get More Divorced

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Allen Booz @Uaitniu

4 years ago

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jackie @chimp__simp

4 years ago

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carter hambley @carterhambley

4 years ago

it’s 4am. me and my boys are sitting around the poker table. our wives are calling us over and over. we’re not even playing. just discussing how fresh dill is the herb of the summer

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gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3

4 years ago

Gerald the ‘Veg King’ Shares the Joys of Giant Vegetables for Gucci's In the Garden Collection lbbonline.com/news/gerald-th…

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Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson

4 years ago

Absolutely obsessed with gucci using gerald aka twitter veg-growing king in their latest campaign

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Stephen Bourne @blackpoppies14

4 years ago

To my horror I named as one of the 'academics & individuals' who was consulted by the Commission on Race & Ethnic Disparities. I wonder how many others were consulted without their knowledge?