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most people are beautiful. some people are horrible. neither of these things is connected to skin colour, sexuality, religion. shitsville Joined March 2010-
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Scotland is issuing Subpoenas to Trump, if he doesn't answer, they are going to seize his Scottish assets.
This may make me sound a bit bigheaded… but I can't get my jumper off.
*knock knock* "Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately" "But I'm having a poo" "We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"
If you think you are having a bad day just remember, Trump is watching Biden’s Inaugural stage being built on the White House North lawn.
the trolls of tiktok are on another level
The moment the wrong type of footballer bought an expensive house.
Nothing to see here. Doesn't make major headlines anymore. Dystopia anyone? cnn.com/2020/11/20/us/…
If you ever needed a neat summary of this government's character, here it is: The Secretary of State, responsible for enforcing the rules that govern us, broke the rules. She kept her job. The person she bullied AND the person who found she broke the rules, have lost their jobs.
I love the internet. I shall now watch this several times.
I love the internet. I shall now watch this several times.
Robbie Williams releasing a covid Christmas song reminds me of that time I tried to cheer everyone up with some wasps.
our country is in big trouble because nearly half of the people who live here believe rational thought is a liberal conspiracy
Instead of an extra £16.5 billion going to the military, we should spend that money on feeding hungry children, giving NHS staff a pay rise, and investing in a Green New Deal. Let's spend on welfare, not warfare.
Fuck off you little herrenvolk shite
That cunt Boris Johnson self isolating after coming into contact with reality now spad gone.
That cunt Boris Johnson self isolating after coming into contact with reality now spad gone.
I took two stuffed dogs on to the antiques roadshow. 'Oooh' said the presenter 'have you any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?' 'Sticks' i said.

💙 Anne @crumblingviolet
1K Followers 3K Following Fairly indiscriminate follower. Retweets imply whatever I meant to imply. Results may vary. Fuck the Tories. Swiftie (suddenly, out of the actual blue).
Andy Cumming @andycumming452
124 Followers 177 Following Radio presenter Community radio Internet radio
Angela 🛡🇪🇺�... @spaceangel1964
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Peter @Petemde
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sera norway @NorwaySera
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Michael J. Prunty @MickPrunty
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Paula @winningaround_
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Jaynie please stand o... @calamityjaynie
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Δ 𝕞 ค n ⓓ �... @MindlesMandles
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Stokes' SlamDunk4NET @SlamDunk4Net
4 Followers 47 Following We are completing 200 hoops per day for 30 days for National Emergencies Trust's Coronavirus Appeal. We want to raise £1K to help those in need!
OhNowWhat? @paigejiffy
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Graham @ukb00tlegs
890 Followers 4K Following myasthenia gravis patient now no longer in remission. music lover. Man U fan /// for life
Listen Up /// @ListenUpMusic_
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Annie Cat Woman @annditchburn
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•✨A F T E R G L O... @Afterglow85
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Melanie (@bluedaisy@m... @b1uedaisy
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The Record Collection @record_andy
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David F W Webster �... @Websterdfw
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John O'Connell @jdpoc
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Nick Reeves #RejoinEU... @nickreeves9876
65K Followers 34K Following For most of recorded history, humans have been ruled by despots. Democracy is a rare and precious gift. It must be defended.
Grant @Grant_Colgate
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Cari Percy Clark @CariPercy
543 Followers 1K Following Reading: any well-written book; Writing; Drawing; Painting; Humour: puns, quirky; Music: Heavy Rock to Beethoven, but mainly Toby Keith.
Seb @sebevans1971
29 Followers 399 Following Wishing I was working less and with my wife and family more - oh and playing more golf
Rob Wilkinson @DoobysTaxiola
126 Followers 452 Following Clinically proven and dermatologically tested. Collector of runcible spoons. Founder of the South East Junior Pipe and Cigar Smokers Club.
Im still with her.!!�... @kathlee68917199
2K Followers 3K Following I believe in the constitution and the people have to stand up and fight,vote for a better American.. Proud mom and Democrat.plz no DM #TheResistance
Premium Credit @premiumcredit
1K Followers 949 Following We're the No.1 Insurance Premium Finance Company in the UK and Ireland. This Twitter account is monitored Monday to Friday, 8am to 6pm.
rab livingstone @rablivingstone
11K Followers 837 Following It's only the thoughts that manage to escape that make it here, some should never have made it out.
Flups @TheRealFlups
19K Followers 331 Following I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
Jeffw @Jeffwni
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Susie Dent @susie_dent
1.0M Followers 828 Following That woman in Dictionary Corner. @susiedent.bsky.social
James Felton @JimMFelton
287K Followers 3K Following Bestselling author 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: https://t.co/IOylVjHwzA Sunburn, a funny book about how shit The Sun is: https://t.co/Zewi6HPEDE
Sam Bright @WritesBright
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Mitch Benn @MitchBenn
73K Followers 2K Following Still using this place to plug and announce stuff; if you actually want to engage I’ll be at BlueSky x
Corruption UK @corruptionukorg
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Cooper @Cooperstreaming
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RS Archer @archer_rs
120K Followers 10K Following I no longer have any social media presence. Accounts claiming to be me, either here or anywhere else are fake
k_van_der_hal @kvanderhal1
6 Followers 75 Following
Hayley Campbell @hayleycampbell
24K Followers 2K Following Writer, GQ, WIRED, Guardian, etc. Contributing editor, Empire. Must Watch on @BBCSounds. All the Living and the Dead. Same name at bluesky.
Balderdash @notDcfcBoss
37K Followers 803 Following I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.
Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar
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Δ 𝕞 ค n ⓓ �... @MindlesMandles
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Jaynie please stand o... @calamityjaynie
79 Followers 296 Following Runner, cyclist, outdoors, wine, work with dogs, prefer them to 'most' people. Sports massage therapy proddy person 🙌
Paula @winningaround_
940 Followers 4K Following Lover of all things 80’s. Partial to a Tunnocks Tea Cake. Twin Mum. Passionate about #mentalhealthawareness and #PANS #PANDAS
Anita @Artinthesands
1 Followers 2 Following “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” - Oscar Wilde
MonkeyDog @monkeydogify
6K Followers 909 Following Moving through the world at obsession speed, leave a dust trail crossing the land
Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss
485K Followers 3K Following I’m not always having a go at wrong’uns…sometimes I’m sleeping | Political Commentator & Podcaster | @thetrawlpodcast | @jeremyvineon5 | @lbc |
OTTILIE QUINCE @OttilieQ
6K Followers 486 Following Owner @oqservicecourse. 12 x world cycling champion @GBTxCyclists. Kidney Transplant ‘07. Rode home from LTN 7 countries 2573km. COYH 🧡
Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter
408K Followers 430 Following Broadcaster / Writer / Dog-assistant. Enquiries: [email protected]
Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh
346K Followers 1K Following Typist. Woke cunt. Failed macrodoser. instagram: irvine.Welsh mastodon: @[email protected] blueskies: @irvinewelsh.bsky.social
Liz 🦩💙 @ejp72
1K Followers 2K Following Proud to be a small cog in big NHS machine. She/Her https://t.co/Lbp6lRJHcj
Sam Harrop @sam_golf
22K Followers 2K Following The guy who does golf songs & co-host of @slicedpod. Enquiries email: [email protected]
Gwendolyn @GLB_88
20K Followers 899 Following Arsenal, new shoes, boobs, Ibiza! I don’t like people so don’t talk to me. 😎
Tuppence Pennyapple I... @fabulucy
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Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs
71K Followers 6K Following Co-Founder of JOLLY GRIFFIN LTD || BAFTA-Winning Film Maker
•✨A F T E R G L O... @Afterglow85
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Mother Shipton And Th... @SallysRaveCave
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