MonkeyDog @monkeydogify
Moving through the world at obsession speed, leave a dust trail crossing the land youtu.be/11hI-FNypHw?si… Here and there. Mostly here. Joined March 2009-
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I started a new Twitter account for work because it’s wayyyyy too shouty on here for me to be here often. My first DM was from Dan Martell and my first tweet back was from Rory Sutherland. I’ll take that.
I believe. You could be. What I need. To believe. youtu.be/k1sDdx8UOI4?si…
Nice to see Liz Truss saying her thoughts and prayers are with the Pope’s wife and children at this sad time
[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY] We wish to inform. You can never run…..you cannot hide. "LACHRYMA" is out now. Listen and watch the music video now: i.ghost-official.com/Lachryma
I’m about to be Satanized by Papa. What happens at the show, stays at the show. @thebandGHOST
It’s a year since I dressed for a zoom call and ended up looking like a Scottish Widow. I’m resurrecting the shit out of this pic.
There are 4 people who are allowed to diss me to my face and I find it hilarious. Anyone else gets a curse put on them.
Also, I am fucking starving. Like constantly at the moment. More news on this as it happens.
So yeah that wasn’t fun. She’s ok now but we’re having to just rearrange things here so we’re not just two mental slavedrivers. I don’t know if I can stop though. I love the grind. Love it.
Here’s me and the crew in Dubai, also not dead yet. Although Nicole did come close with a massive blood clot that turned into a P.E. lol.
As soon as I removed myself from every other distraction, no matter how helpful, I got total clarity on where I’m heading and how I’m going to do it. And now we work.
I’m in complete synchronicity with my friend in Hawaii. We are working on such big things it’s insane. This morning she said “it’s great that we sleep at different times so we can be constantly expanding. I needed a break from every other distraction.
Lads. I came up with a product last night that is going to change everything. I’m going to have to get back into the pain cave to make this a reality. I need more time. More time. And I know how I’m going to get it.
Sitting in bed, jet lagged, eating a pot noodle. The glamour continues
I keep hearing @AlexHormozi say “What would you do if you had no fear?” I have so much fear, but I just act as though I haven’t. And you know what? All the stuff that I was scared to do that didn’t go my way, it wasn’t that bad.

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