Satan @gr8deceiver
Definitely not satire - this is really Satan. Hell, MI Joined September 2017-
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Do you feel that slap Donald? That’s a large newsy dick right across the face.
Do you feel that slap Donald? That’s a large newsy dick right across the face.
Bro tip: If you come across a pornstar that looks like a woman you know, trust me, she doesn't want to know about it. #WednesdayWisdom
Nope, as a society we have decided that if you do bad things, think bad things, or even do something we don’t like; you are blackballed. Sorry Norm, you’re done.
Nope, as a society we have decided that if you do bad things, think bad things, or even do something we don’t like; you are blackballed. Sorry Norm, you’re done.
Everybody is not like you. They should not be. They don’t have to think like you or do what you want them to. Many people will be less intelligent, less informed, they are not worse than you. You do not have inherent value. Your life is meaningless. Be fucking nice.
I just wish they'd die faster. #EmptyThePews #EndReligion #ExChristian #atheist
I just wish they'd die faster. #EmptyThePews #EndReligion #ExChristian #atheist
Do you have any idea how many people try to tell me about Satan? Trust me, I’m familiar.
Can you imagine what secret service could say now? I don’t think we want to go down this path.
Can you imagine what secret service could say now? I don’t think we want to go down this path.
He got handed an economy in free fall. That’s whats keeping the shop afloat looks like. Donald is doing the same thing.
He got handed an economy in free fall. That’s whats keeping the shop afloat looks like. Donald is doing the same thing.
I would like to talk to this boy and his family. Let them speak up. Get them before a camera.
I suggest you befriend the devil. I know a thing or two about lairs.
I suggest you befriend the devil. I know a thing or two about lairs.
Joe Rogan said the roadster goes 0-60 in 1.9 sec. Musk replied we can make it go as fast as you want. There is the ability to add air jets. He said “we could make you take off.”
Seriously, you should watch. I’m writing a book about this called the new New Testament. That’s just the working title.
Seriously, you should watch. I’m writing a book about this called the new New Testament. That’s just the working title.
The complexity of life is the best evidence of evolution. Smarter makes smarter. We will make the AI.
New beat tweet of the day
I’m going to homeschool my kids. Avoid vaccinations. And limit technology time in the house to 15 mins a day. To own the Libs.
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