GrumpyVaderCat @grumpyvadercat
Veteran. Incident Responder. Tinkerer. Fly fisher, scuba diver, gamer, and DM. Love Whisk(e)y & Coffee. gvcsecurity.com Somewhere over the rainbow.... Joined December 2011-
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At @nola_con . It's nice not being at work on a Friday
That was one of the more anxiety-inducing games I've seen in a while.
Tried to give @RousesMarkets at Bluebonnet and Perkins a chance today. The produce section was abysmal. Only grabbed a few things that didn't look awful including a bag of onions (should be pretty hard to screw up). Cut into an onion for stock and saw this. Do better.
Look, I get it. It's after Halloween and Christmas stuff is going to go up, but can we lay off the music for the retail workers until after Thanksgiving? Walked into an Academy Sports and they had Christmas music on a short loop. Short enough that the first song repeated.
Nothing makes me hate the whole daylight savings construct than having the pet complaining why you're not feeding them an hour before you usually feed them.
Am I the only one that tries to purposefully make their boss try to lose their composure by laughing when we're all on a call virtually but the boss has to be on camera in a shared conference room and brings/monitors his computer?
The entertaining moment when you're drinking a Pure Leaf tea during a video call and your boss thinks you're slamming a fifth of Jack Daniels but only raises his eyebrows and doesn't say WTF. LOL
Hope everyone has fun at Hacker Summer Camp! Wish I was there with you all.
Passed my AWS Certified Cloud Practioner cert test or so the screen said. Lady at the counter said AWS tests don't do a printout. *shrug* I'm amazed that in as large a city as I live in that I had to go to a testing center in the middle of nowhere for an AWS test. Next one too.
Instead of calling it xeeting, can we just say we're popping a Xeet? @j2k3k Obviously royalties to you for the term Xeet.
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Note to self... Make sure you turn the work laptop off completely when going on PTO for a day so you can't hear the pings from Teams
Funniest thing I've seen today. Cox Communication has renamed their Gigablast internet to Go Super Fast. XD
The last month has made me want to really want to get out of IR. I need to figure out an exit plan or a large break from IR.
Excited for some Cloud training tomorrow with @dafthack
Today's incident... No details only a gif.
Remembering the ones we lost today. Tony, Julian, Rocco, Shane, and so many others, you are gone but not forgotten.
Some days, I think most of my work is pointing other analysts in the right direction.

Nicole Beckwith @NicoleBeckwith
42K Followers 7K Following Director, Security Operations @kroger 🍓 Intel, Hunting, IR, Detection Engineering, Insider Risk, Fraud & Forensics 💻 Fmr LE & DFIR for OH & Secret Service TF.
Lina @d0rkph0enix
37K Followers 10K Following Infosec dork, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, spiller of things. Cars, vidya games, and cooking are my jam. #ChiefsKingdom and Royals fanatic. #SecKC
Charles Shirer @bsdbandit
25K Followers 26K Following A Hacker who is A Lover of People, and Life @RetroTwinz @Secbsd, @GrumpyHackers, @NovaHackers, @deadpixelsec @hacknotcrime Advocate @PositivelyBlue_ OSCP, OSWP
Andrew Thompson @ImposeCost
39K Followers 1K Following Head of Research and Discovery (RAD) @Google Threat Intelligence Group via @Mandiant acquisition. Posts are attributable to me—not my employer. Former @USMC.
Red Siege Information... @RedSiege
10K Followers 1K Following Penetration Testing, Purple Team, Red Team & Adversary Emulation, Security Posture Review and Training Let our Offense, Prepare your Defense. #weareoffensive
Rob Fuller @mubix
79K Followers 25K Following Dad / Husband / Marine / Student / Teacher / @Hak5 / @NoVAHackers / @SiliconHBO / @NationalCCDC / @MARFORCYBER Auxiliary
Deb Wigley 🥰🇺�... @debthedeb
2K Followers 2K Following Director of Kindness and Generosity @BHInfoSecurity ~ lover of Jesus ~ wife of a mountain man ~ mom of 4 wiglets ~ friend of many ~ fan of humans & adventure
Ushi @ush1c
16K Followers 8K Following Mumblings of a perpetual n00b| Xoogler/mandiant| #Hacker @binaryhansolo == ❤️| mama of THE amazing #actuallyautistic Bubbs| @infosecwhiskey @hackerhaussec
DFIR Diva @DfirDiva
21K Followers 5K Following DFIR Analyst trying to learn all the things | DFIR Blog for Beginners | Founder @GetYourStart | https://t.co/7cHco4FjUS
Phillip Wylie @PhillipWylie
52K Followers 20K Following xIoT Security Evangelist @phosphorusinc | Offensive Security Expert | Phillip Wylie Show Podcast Host @thehackermaker | @pentesterblue coauthor
Jeff Higgins @Jeffhiggins021
398 Followers 5K Following Home🏠of your favorite Bourbon,Whiskey,Cognac,Tequila,Rum🍸🍷🥃
Eleanore Littel @eleanore_l70270
27 Followers 2K Following
Obaueane @Obaueane892
74 Followers 3K Following
Arvilla Jakubowski-Pr... @ArvillaPri6100
1 Followers 171 Following Recruiting webshell engineers to penetrate websites, with a monthly salary of up to $100,000. If interested, please contact https://t.co/3IqOKICqTZ
Miami ₿ @Miamicooker
61 Followers 400 Following
Beatrice @beatrice_buck_
287 Followers 3K Following
Sarah @k_sarah36
274 Followers 3K Following
Dolores @dolores3dikes
370 Followers 3K Following
Andrea @andrea42mullins
323 Followers 3K Following
Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc
12K Followers 2K Following TikTok creator. IT Support - L3 Engineer. Gamer. Resto Druid in WoW. Doctoral student in IT. Demon in disguise. I really hate Microsoft Teams.
Kelly @Kelly4142672339
270 Followers 3K Following
Terri @t_pena38
246 Followers 3K Following
quiz nose @quiz_OW
159 Followers 1K Following excel main / quiz / self proclaimed chaos engineer https://t.co/ggrGL3OlCP
Ferdi M. @vx_maverickcat
7 Followers 743 Following
Spud @SpudSecurity
433 Followers 623 Following Queer | Cajun/Latino | The he/them the culture war warned about | like to hack ICS devices | DC540 Shill | trans ally | enjoys annoying fascists
WeaselSec™️ @WeaselSec
301 Followers 973 Following CTI | DFIR | Ransomware | Security | Veteran | Cat Enthusiast
Raphaela Mettig @rmettig_
203 Followers 539 Following Hacker and PhD student @LSUCyber @LSUCCT. Malware, memory forensics, reverse engineering, macOS. Opinions are mine.
Raph Ostrovsky @ronin_IT_
29 Followers 183 Following On the cyber-path. Don’t share your goal. Share your progress.
MidnightAmant @Midnightamant
442 Followers 2K Following Teacher by day gamer by night! Obsessed with #FFXIV IG: https://t.co/MFuJEBiTno DISCORD: https://t.co/GvTGJdkT0u
Patricia @patricia_zuhlke
364 Followers 3K Following
StopBadBots @stopbadbots
19 Followers 32 Following Stop Bad Bots free WordPress plugin and tips because Bad bots consume bandwidth, slow down your server, steal your content and look for vulnerabilities.
Luke McOmie / Pyr0 @lmcomie
2K Followers 3K Following That one guy. #RedTeam since 1996, #OffSec since 94, #Offgrid since 2017 :) Off Grid Hacker Nerd.
zetta @syskage
326 Followers 923 Following Sage of Six Operating Systems, SysKage the first. By clicking on this profile you are already under the effects of my genjutsu. // organizer for DC225
Golden G. Richard III @nolaforensix
4K Followers 5K Following #Professor, #hacker, systems programmer. Director of the @LSU #Cyber Center and ACL. @lsucyber #C #dfir 🇺🇸 #cybersecurity 🦋 → @nolaforensix.bsky.social
El Mapache @trashp4ndasec
2K Followers 5K Following #latinhacker #SecureMindsNotMachines Sometimes I'm a photographer Sometimes I make videos as surly raccoon hand puppet @trashp4ndatiks
Shady Hawkins @ShadyH4wkins
214 Followers 297 Following She/Her. LMT, MTI, MMP. Retired Sports Broadcast mic-breather. I take myself on self-guided tours of secure facilities because I can. I'm probably on a horse.
Tyy✨ @TNYIS_7
607 Followers 2K Following Dedication, Hard work, Patience.💯 YouTube Channel otw.🙏🏽R.I.P Tahjay, ❤️🎆
AoT Baton Rouge @astrotapBR
224 Followers 334 Following Next Event: August 27th, 2025 at 7pm CST | #AstroOnTap 🛰 in Baton Rouge, LA | Delivering science over a glass of frothy since 13 March 2018
DC225 @defcon225
2K Followers 5K Following DC225 is composed of professionals, researchers, and hobbyists that meet and discuss current trends//topics//research in the fields of computer security. (⌐■_■)
Brian Ross @brainslans
614 Followers 3K Following Remainer/Rejoiner, Husband, Father, Internet Architect, DIY Addict and all round geek. Thoughts and opinions are my own and not that of any employer
A Glass of 0J @Glassof0J
214 Followers 406 Following YT Channel where @0DDJ0BB muses on infosec topics.
👑 Alyssa Miller �... @AlyssaM_InfoSec
76K Followers 5K Following Hacker, CISO, int'l speaker, and author. I have exited stage left. You can find me where the skies are blue.
Ren but (Parody) @ren_daga_otaku
125 Followers 2K Following Mostly on bsky because it's a dream @ ren-daga-otaku! Infosec hobbyist, armchair software developer, and wannabe script kiddie. Loves #このはな綺譚 #konohanakitan
Deborah Galea @deborah_galea
3K Followers 3K Following #cybersecurity evangelist & subject matter expert at @Orcasec | #infosec, #cloudsecurity | #devops, #devsecops, #CISOs.
Ryan Adamson @hackgoestheweez
107 Followers 373 Following InfoSec geek, HPC security hacker, open science FTW. Dunning-Kruger is my middle name. Posts are my own. #hacktheplanet, #crocksandsocks
Infosec_james | Prote... @infosec_james
936 Followers 1K Following #Cybersecurity Consultant Former sub hunter & other #Navy stuff. Ask about #foster parenting. Он/Его
Funnft @Jacqualhoffman
14 Followers 167 Following NFT wizard, may pull money from the hat, may make my mortgage disappear. 💫 #solanamoneyboys
Ramon Garcia @unit4815162342
238 Followers 2K Following The hardest choices require the strongest Wills
Mike Blodgett @MisterT0ad
342 Followers 5K Following
Ean Meyer - @eanmeyer... @EanMeyer
5K Followers 2K Following Doing my best to make security and the world a bit brighter
Judith Malemo @judithmalemo
135 Followers 824 Following
intel0logist @intel0logist
452 Followers 1K Following Intelligence Researcher, dog dad, noob • 🇨🇦 • #PAI #OSINT #SOCMINT • @TraceLabs #DEFCON30 Gold Badge, 1x Silver Badge • @TheOSINTion Platinum Badge #1
Moose @LitMoose
38K Followers 5K Following DFIR | Violinist | Former medical/vet tech | I work for everyone and no one. Infosec retellings obfuscated. Salty and tired. Also Litmoose on BlueSky
John Hammond @_JohnHammond
298K Followers 3K Following Cybersecurity Researcher @HuntressLabs || Just Hacking Training @JustHackingHQ w/ @ethicalhacker || https://t.co/UtsNJiyQtS || https://t.co/narO3sz7y6
gabsmashh @gabsmashh
107K Followers 3K Following security strategist | 2L JD Candidate | NYU alum | UMGC adjunct professor | USMC & USCG auxiliarist
corgi @corg_e
53K Followers 3K Following ssh'd into the espresso machine | (mostly) harmless pentester | president @bsidesnash | @defcon615 | chaotic neutral
Dave Kennedy @HackingDave
223K Followers 6K Following Founder @Binary_Defense @TrustedSec Co-Owner https://t.co/HQC75WhdJh. @WeHackHealth Pod. God + Family/Hacker/CSO/USMC/Intel/Fitness. Make the world a better place.
Nicole Beckwith @NicoleBeckwith
42K Followers 7K Following Director, Security Operations @kroger 🍓 Intel, Hunting, IR, Detection Engineering, Insider Risk, Fraud & Forensics 💻 Fmr LE & DFIR for OH & Secret Service TF.
Jake Williams @MalwareJake
142K Followers 2K Following Breaker of software | VP R&D @hunterstrategy | CTI/DFIR | @ians_security faculty | Bookings: jake at malwarejake dot com | GSE #150 | He/him
Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK
55K Followers 4K Following Cyber Security - Partner @redgoatcyber - Climber / Caver. she/her
Lina @d0rkph0enix
37K Followers 10K Following Infosec dork, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, spiller of things. Cars, vidya games, and cooking are my jam. #ChiefsKingdom and Royals fanatic. #SecKC
Black Hills Informati... @BHinfoSecurity
48K Followers 2K Following Specializing in pen testing, red teaming, and Active SOC. We share our knowledge through blogs, webcasts, open-source tools, and Backdoors & Breaches game.
TCM Security @TCMSecurity
207K Followers 360 Following Come learn to hack at TCM Security Academy! Veteran owned. Quality results.
Charles Shirer @bsdbandit
25K Followers 26K Following A Hacker who is A Lover of People, and Life @RetroTwinz @Secbsd, @GrumpyHackers, @NovaHackers, @deadpixelsec @hacknotcrime Advocate @PositivelyBlue_ OSCP, OSWP
whitecyberduck @whitecyberduck
4K Followers 649 Following Ayub Jabril Yusuf | 🇸🇴🇺🇸 (he/him) | Hacker @SpecterOps | GSE • OSCP
meg west @cybersecmeg
151K Followers 937 Following Tweets about #dogs & travel & fitness & cybersecurity, oh my! Opinions are my own. 📧: [email protected]
shenetworks @shenetworks
72K Followers 844 Following a menace • hacker • shenetworks @ TikTok & YouTube & Twitch. Co-Host of @breakingthepod. New episodes biweekly.
Ashley - Serious Secu... @Infosec_Taylor
40K Followers 2K Following I made a Mastodon account! @[email protected]
rand0h @dakacki
23K Followers 1K Following Dogfather / Goon / @WSIIAOfficial / Existing in bluer skies @ https://t.co/ROEAl8ngeA / https://t.co/m3LR3M8mBX
InfoSecSherpa 🏔️ @InfoSecSherpa
51K Followers 4K Following #Librarian 📚 to #InfoSec 🤖 #Philly area hoagie mouth 🥨#Ginfosec 🍸 #Everton ⚽️ Your guide up a mountain of information! 🏔️ #GoBirds
Jeff McJunkin @jeffmcjunkin
12K Followers 4K Following Started in ops&blue, now I hack for a living. SANS author/instructor in Oregon. Founder: https://t.co/c36tmCXDpt. He/him. @[email protected]
Mick Douglas 🇺🇦... @bettersafetynet
30K Followers 568 Following Consultant for InfoSec Innovations | @SANSInstitute Principal Instructor | @IANS_Security Faculty | I like information security. How about you?
Dune: Awakening @DuneAwakening
61K Followers 18 Following #DuneAwakening is a multiplayer survival game from @Funcom set on an open world Arrakis shared with hundreds of players. Out now on Steam!
The White House @WhiteHouse
2.5M Followers 6 Following The Golden Age of America Begins Right Now. 📱 Text USA to 45470 to receive alerts.
Steve Caparotta, Ph.D... @SteveWAFB
17K Followers 3K Following Chief Meteorologist at @WAFB in Baton Rouge. CBM, CCM, & CDM holder from @ametsoc. Husband. Girl Dad. @UofSouthAlabama & @LSU alum. Instructor at LSU.
Michael Galarnyk @GalarnykMichael
1K Followers 278 Following Ph. D. Student @GeorgiaTech. ex-@Anyscale, ex-@intel 📣 Data Science Blogger & 🇺🇦 Speaker 📹 Instructor @LI_learning, @YouTube. ex-@StanfordCSP
Cthulhu ( ;,;) @Cthulhu_Answers
16K Followers 6K Following ( ;,;) 🌮 🐙 Amateur Astrobiologist, Gravitic Propulsion Engineer, Eldritch Historian, Antifa Commander, Defcon TentacleOps. #CoT
Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc
12K Followers 2K Following TikTok creator. IT Support - L3 Engineer. Gamer. Resto Druid in WoW. Doctoral student in IT. Demon in disguise. I really hate Microsoft Teams.
Scouting America @boyscouts
75K Followers 311 Following The official X feed of Scouting America. Stay current with the latest Scouting news. Join: https://t.co/jbN79B0YO7 Jamboree: https://t.co/R99souKitZ
Business Report @brbizreport
13K Followers 60 Following Business news, events, politics and commentary on the Baton Rouge area.
Baton Rouge Area Cham... @BRAC_BatonRouge
10K Followers 649 Following Baton Rouge Area Chamber (BRAC) – Accelerating economic opportunity in the Baton Rouge Area, for everyone.
City of Baton Rouge @TheCityofBR
26K Followers 27 Following City of Baton Rouge, Parish of East Baton Rouge official Twitter. Not monitored 24/7. Terms of use: https://t.co/xRuFkYt2Im
EBRP Library @ebrpl
5K Followers 342 Following The East Baton Rouge Parish Library system is comprised of 15 libraries that serve the people of EBR Parish. We offer books, DVDs, free services & much more!
Adrian Cantrill @adriancantrill
23K Followers 358 Following #bitcoin Posting mainly on nostr https://t.co/JqYnpHcfCs (privacy focused and censorship resistant) AWS Technical Trainer @ https://t.co/eR6AY24r8U
TekStream Solutions @TekStreaming
338 Followers 485 Following TekStream accelerates #digitaltransformation by navigating complex technology environments with a combination of technical expertise and #staffing solutions.
Rae Baker | wondersmi... @wondersmith_rae
10K Followers 878 Following OSINT Analyst | Maritime OSINT SME 🚢 | AI Augmented Intel | Speaker | Author of Deep Dive | @kasescenarios | @OsintCurious | Order: https://t.co/qPY6eslvOO
Karen Gillan @karengillan
1.3M Followers 702 Following daughter of Thanos, killer of men, fan of fish fingers and custard
Ted, not Lasso, but j... @speshulted
913 Followers 3K Following Rescue dad. Comedy. Cooking. Cyber. Veteran. Pontificator Extraordinaire.
WeaselSec™️ @WeaselSec
301 Followers 973 Following CTI | DFIR | Ransomware | Security | Veteran | Cat Enthusiast
Ryan Arey 🇺🇦 @ryanarey
35K Followers 1K Following he/him Gunter and professional appreciator. Producer @screencrushnews One time Mark Hamill liked one of my tweets. Find me on Blusky
Veilid 🅅 @VeilidNetwork
5K Followers 1K Following Pronounced: “Vay-lid”. An official CULT OF THE DEAD COW projekt. Social Media shouldn’t be monetized. Users are not a commodity. Privacy Matters.
Bluesky @bluesky
432K Followers 1 Following 🌐💬💙 From platforms to protocols. Bugs, feature requests, feedback: [email protected]
Larian Studios @larianstudios
490K Followers 322 Following The independent studio behind award-winning RPGs in the Divinity universe. Baldur's Gate 3 out now with cross-play on PC, PS5 and Xbox Series X|S! BG 3 Rated M.
LSU Research @LSUResearch
4K Followers 2K Following Communicating the impact of LSU research around the world. #LSUResearch
Hollie Hennessy @HollieHennessy
5K Followers 737 Following Lead Analyst covering IoT and OT Cybersecurity. London. Foodie. Classicist. Views are my own.
Gov. John Bel Edwards @LouisianaGov
116K Followers 5K Following 56th Governor of the State of Louisiana. Husband to @FirstLadyofLA. Louisiana's Dad in Chief. #lagov #lalege
Tina Vanichchagorn @TVanichchagorn
190 Followers 166 Following
Dominic Alvieri @AlvieriD
17K Followers 357 Following Cybersecurity Analyst | Security Researcher | CTI Deleted my own Facebook and hacked yours. https://t.co/jpm0COr5fY
Rita Iglesias @rita_codes
36K Followers 642 Following Software Engineer at @mui_hq👩🏻💻 Actress and violinist sometimes 🎬 Mechanical keyboards 👾 She/Her
Luke Stephens (hakluk... @hakluke
95K Followers 2K Following Hacker, marketer. I manage socials and produce amazing technical blogs for cybersecurity orgs. Founder of @hacker_content and @haksecio
HackerContent @hacker_content
7K Followers 140 Following We create content and manage socials for your cybersecurity organization. 🚀 Sound good? 👉 https://t.co/H8NucTI4zJ Founded by @hakluke
haksec.io @haksecio
12K Followers 17 Following 👨💻 Penetration testing 🧑💼 Cybersecurity consulting 🎓Appsec training 🌏 Born in Australia, serving customers globally Founded by @hakluke
Ben Starr @The_Ben_Starr
124K Followers 780 Following Clive in @FinalFantasyXVI. Prometheus in #Hades2. Verso in @Expedition33. Arthur in @PlayWarframe. Khazan in @PlayKhazan. Jimbo out @BalatroGame.
Spud @SpudSecurity
433 Followers 623 Following Queer | Cajun/Latino | The he/them the culture war warned about | like to hack ICS devices | DC540 Shill | trans ally | enjoys annoying fascists
FINAL FANTASY @FinalFantasy
583K Followers 101 Following Welcome to the official Final Fantasy X page! ESRB Rating: EVERYONE to MATURE. Final Fantasy Tactics - The Ivalice Chronicles launches September 30th!
Ally the Piper @piperdotally
37K Followers 20 Following Ally the Piper | New England FESTIVALS 2025 / at https://t.co/FYTMICUeXh ***ONLY ACCOUNT***
Katie Paxton-Fear @InsiderPhD
93K Followers 2K Following Dr, apparently. Security Adovcate @semgrep & Hacker. #BugBounty hunter & #infosec YouTuber. APIs & Interlinked OffSec, PhD in AI+Sec @hacknotcrime. she/her
TracketPacer @TracketPacer
58K Followers 396 Following 🚀 rockit network engineer 👩🏼💻🛜 weird use cases & silly tech | find me on a platform not run by a nazi 👋🏼
Piper Hutchinson @ByPiperHutch
5K Followers 800 Following Louisiana politics & higher ed reporter @IlluminatorLA | @TigerRagMedia contributor | @NAHJ & @nlgja | Former @lsureveille @manshipxgr | she/her
Louisiana Illuminator... @IlluminatorLA
7K Followers 995 Following Independent, nonprofit, nonpartisan Louisiana news organization focused on politics. Follow us on Bluesky: https://t.co/0gD6HEXVEe
OldCrankyBeard @OldCrankyBeard
65 Followers 518 Following Retired USAF. Occasional tweeter. Nerd/gamer for life! I sorta stream now too.
Bring Me The Horizon @bmthofficial
1.9M Followers 190 Following Lo-files out now https://t.co/jiYfh5svYb
Cathrin Machin Space ... @Cathrinmachin
195K Followers 725 Following 🇬🇧🇦🇺 Space Artist & Photographer ✨✨ 100% Human Made 💕 💍 @ianlauerastro AURORA STORE IS LIVE
Ian Lauer Astro @ianlauerastro
11K Followers 658 Following On a mission to reconnect 1 million people to the night sky. Astrophotographer, adventure astronomer, YouTuber, metal music fanatic.