Kelli @introvert_kelli

Do people put exciting stuff here Salem, IL Joined July 2018

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x @bitter_german

7 years ago

I leave candy at work so that I'll go to work.

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tasteslikesarcasm @tasteslikesarc

9 years ago

Me: I desperately want affection and intimacy. Brain: Ok, so interact with people. Me: Ugh.

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tasteslikesarcasm @tasteslikesarc

7 years ago

Text. Regret. Repeat.

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tasteslikesarcasm @tasteslikesarc

7 years ago

Quick question, on a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to get drunk at a funeral? Hurry up and lmk because I’m already 3 shots deep and they’re about to bring out the casket.

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tasteslikesarcasm @tasteslikesarc

7 years ago

Everyday is National Tequila Day when you’re on a path of destruction and self-sabotage.

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tasteslikesarcasm @tasteslikesarc

7 years ago

I’m an extroverted introvert. That means I‘ll either talk your ear off like I’ve done 4 lines of coke, taken 30mg of Adderall, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I’ll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.

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Johnny 2 Balls @LooptyBoo

7 years ago

My problems all stem from allowing myself to make decisions.

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Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza

7 years ago

I end up with an “Introvert Hangover” after I have to socialize and just have to retreat into myself to find the reset button. It can’t be rushed.

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📚 Talk To The Hatter🎩 @Talk_To_The_Hat

7 years ago

I don't judge people on race, religion, color, ethnicity, sexuality, gender or size. I judge them on whether they're an asshole or not.

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👽 Alien Archaeologist 👽 @ClassADude

7 years ago

I watch way too many episodes of the X-Files and Supernatural. Whenever I hear about a tragic murder-suicide, all I think about is what kind of ghosts that event created.

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Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza

7 years ago

You know a store is bad when you think “wow, I should’ve just gone to Walmart”.

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Slaughterhouse @hTmSlaughter

7 years ago

I enjoy my job but at the same time I hope the power goes out everyday.

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Crazy Stalker Mom @texasstalkermom

7 years ago

If my delusions have taught me anything it’s that I’m more awesome than people realize.

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☆Twisted ♡ Karisma☆ @twistedkarisma

7 years ago

i feel like this has been said 789 MILLIONxs. But, for those of you that are slow. Or just plain brazenly stupid. 🗣️ A FOLLOW BACK DOES NOT MEAN DM A LADY!!!! k... we all clear now?? maybe???