ironicJosh @ironicJosh
"Despicable biped!" - Thomas Carlyle, 1833 Phila Joined February 2010-
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i’m an amc stubs a-list member
Imagine looking into the crowd and he’s looking at you like this
I get something like a runners high except it’s when I drink
ready for spring to officially arrive so i can replace this seasonal depression with a different, more complicated sort of seasonal depression
No joke if u go to this website and vote on jayson tatum’s shitty shoes they give u a free year of nba league pass premium lol id.nba.com
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE
my boyfriend got the big Costco ham and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him
Phoenix Suns players as Thanksgiving dishes: a Thread Starting with the star of the show: Devin Booker as TURKEY.
me at family Thanksgiving:
“WHO WILL STOP THE CLIPPERS NOW?” MRI machine:
A sanctuary. A sacred place.
Rent is temporary, drip is forever
Rent is temporary, drip is forever
“This Is Just To Say” by William Carlos Williams Plummy, plummy, plummy, plummy, In the icebox, they were yummy, You shouldn’t have left them there, you dummy Nom nom nom nom nom nom! mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-bu…
Thinking about the opportunity to give an alien its first ever underberg.
Hall of Fame pitcher Mike Mussina was born 20,000 days ago in Williamsport, PA. Mr. Mussina was the 16,000th player in Major League Baseball history.
Anxiety is so fucking embarrassing . Oh noooo what if something happens. Jesus christ
.@oliviarodrigo have you ever seen Blade? (cc @wesleysnipes)
David Kaskey @DavidKaskey
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EJ Smith @EJSmith94
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Kellie! @Kellie_McCarthy
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Gillian McGoldrick @gill_mcgoldrick
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Mike Meech @meechone
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EJ Smith @EJSmith94
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CityofBasketballLove @hooplove215
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CAA Basketball @CAABasketball
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Kellie! @Kellie_McCarthy
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Gillian McGoldrick @gill_mcgoldrick
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Mike Meech @meechone
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Carriet Tubman™ @phreedomjawnal
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Graham Foley @graham_foley3
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302K Followers 907 Following New special ‘FAT RASCAL’ only on Netflix! Listen to the @stavvysworld podcast available everywhere
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15K Followers 140 Following Award-winning journalist/gasbag @PabloTorre is finally free to f*** around. SIGN UP for Pablo's (free!!!) newsletter ➡️ https://t.co/UOWMOTlmAS and SUBSCRIBE ⤵️
‘Miserable’ Pablo.. @PabloTorre
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
Imagine looking into the crowd and he’s looking at you like this
I get something like a runners high except it’s when I drink
ready for spring to officially arrive so i can replace this seasonal depression with a different, more complicated sort of seasonal depression
vessel by t*enty one pilots was really that bitch 😭😭😭
Jerry Jeudy is the George Pickens of Gabe Davises.
how long before my new roommates notice the whole Pink thing
alright, algorithm, I hear you. I can only get internet attention if I include an animal in my videos. I will be bringing a therapy dog on stage for the rest of my career…
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Hall of Fame pitcher Mike Mussina was born 20,000 days ago in Williamsport, PA. Mr. Mussina was the 16,000th player in Major League Baseball history.
We wanted to understand how Elon Musk's X might become half of the global financial system. So we talked to four NFT collectors at a Smashburger in San Mateo.
my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this
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back away banana breath, what the hell did you just eat, a banana (derogatory)
dead and company —> stevie nicks/billy joel 🥹
when we played baseball as kids ghost runner meant no one was there but u pretend someone is . i don't get why we call the extra inning runner a ghost runner
the jeans were jeaning tho i must say
When Joel Embiid is named MVP tonight, I’m going to give away an Embiid jersey & an autograph to one person who likes this tweet. Follow me if you’d like to as well. So incredibly happy, man. What a time to be alive.
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