Jim Browne @j2b5
Entropy fighter. Dad. Terrible comic. Tech guy. Ex-Triathlete (see: Dad) blog.jbrowne.com Joined June 2012-
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Mark my words: the @SFGiants will never win another World Series unless @SFMTA_Muni brings back the 21 Hayes.
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The perfect blend of roasting (then) new tech, elder tech confusion, and dark humor.
The perfect blend of roasting (then) new tech, elder tech confusion, and dark humor. https://t.co/kKGpByrTHZ
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“It’s an older meme Lord Vader but it checks out.”
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having kids turns you into a morning person the way being chased by a bear turns you a running person
Imagine it’s 1984 and you are watching TV at home hoping your dad will take you to see Star Trek III this weekend. Then Taco Bell decides to run this promo opening night. Spoilers? What’s a spoiler?
24 hours and yet no talk of beatifying the Empire Carpet Man. Decades of rapid, professional carpet installation easily qualifies as a miracle. Pope Leo XIV was selected on 5/8(8-2300). Need I say more?
Saw the Minecraft movie with my youngest last night. I predict this will be the Rocky Horror Picture Show for their generation.
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Microsoft will literally invent a new form of matter instead of fixing Teams
Microsoft will literally invent a new form of matter instead of fixing Teams
The last time I was in this building Metallica used outdoor fireworks indoors.
The last time I was in this building Metallica used outdoor fireworks indoors.
I would have rather watched a 15 minute rendition of “Burps and Broccoli Belches” by @carrieunderwood. Maybe as a duet with Left Shark.
This is nuts. This is almost one every three days. Seriously WTH?
This is nuts. This is almost one every three days. Seriously WTH?
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🤷♂️| If anyone in Kirkliston is missing a trampoline, we've got it.
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One of my most favorite scenes from David Lynch's 'Lost Highway', and perhaps from all of his films. Whenever I watch it, I turn off my phone for 2 minutes and 20 seconds
The Cool Kids: <posting a picture of a room filled with keyboards> I fInAlLy GoT My EmAcS SeTuP ThE WaY I LiKe. Meanwhile in VSCode: kindly break your left hand to press the open the version control panel key combination.
Excellent point, but don’t forget radio. There’s a reason kid wagons and city busses (really) were branded radio flyers.
Excellent point, but don’t forget radio. There’s a reason kid wagons and city busses (really) were branded radio flyers.
If we can’t ban them can we at least put the @PopTartsBowl creative team in charge of pharmaceutical ads?
Daughter: "Technically, are David Attenborough's assistants squires?"
New phone, @CapitalOne wants a selfie to add a card to Apply Pay which they will give to an unnamed third party for an indeterminate amount of time. Guess I'll be looking into Apple's card today considering their cash back is just as good for payments via the phone.
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