James Phoenix @jamesphoenix9

Joined January 2013

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James Phoenix @jamesphoenix9

6 years ago

Anyone who likes scotch hates themselves.

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James Phoenix @jamesphoenix9

7 years ago

Saw @FernBrady at the @ADLfringe tonight and it was one of the most disappointing shows I’ve ever had to sit through. #1star

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chad @badboychadhoy

7 years ago

People who actually unpack their suitcase and use the dresser in their hotel room are at a level of responsibility that I will simply never attain

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Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk

7 years ago

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

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Jessie 🦇 @NicCageMatch

7 years ago

Olives are the perfect snack for anyone who loves the taste of drowning at sea

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here are 3 things i've never done: - left a rental property without thoroughly deep cleaning it - moved out without a landlord trying to charge me for at least some cleaning - moved in anywhere totally clean

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James Phoenix @jamesphoenix9

7 years ago

Something interesting about me is last week I accidentally paid off a bank loan I've had for 10 years.

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Cook Suck @CookSuck

7 years ago

Working from home aka the coward’s sickie

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Ricky Mangidis @rickm18

7 years ago

Oh my god. He threw a chair! #Boomers

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Roy Molloy @MarvelousCrane

8 years ago

Best to worst: Sick cunt Mad cunt Good cunt Cooked cunt Sus cunt Fucked cunt Shit cunt Dog cunt

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Nick Kapur @nick_kapur

7 years ago

A thread of Chinese internet nicknames for NBA players. China is crazy for the NBA, but official sources use boring phonetic transcriptions, failing to take advantage of Chinese characters having both sound and meaning. Chinese netizens have "improved" on these official names.