Alli @jawsisinmywc

Metallurgist, gamer, writer, tired mom. #Valheim Joined December 2014

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

Things I never predicted: my dad's obsession with online fantasy/sci fi romance/erotica stories. I told him to be sure and tip the writers.

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The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws

3 years ago

Retweet if #JAWS kept you out of the #ocean 🏊‍♂️🦈

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Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed Here’s examples of just how good they were

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

Dudddeeee, Ciri and Kassandra!!!! And technically considering Ciri's powers actually possible

Aleksandra Skiba @AlexineSkiba

3 years ago

Dudddeeee, Ciri and Kassandra!!!! And technically considering Ciri's powers actually possible

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BioWareProblems @BioWareProblems

3 years ago

BioWare writers penning romances in their games

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The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws

3 years ago

Happy #InternationalCatDay! 😹😹😹 #Jaws #sharks #cats #FilmTwitter

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The Daily Jaws @thedailyjaws

3 years ago

RT if this was / is still you 🤣🤣🤣 #jaws #sharks #BruceWeek #sharkweek

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

I love how the fisherman nopes the fuck out of there

The Spicy Shark @thespicyshark

3 years ago

I love how the fisherman nopes the fuck out of there

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

I'm at the toy store with my kids and there is a board game called Corona and who the fuck wants to try to associate that shit with fun I ask you!

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

Lol, my husband has never had anxiety and a doctor was telling him that his symptoms were from anxiety and stress. Wanted to send him to a psychosomatic clinic.

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

Is it me or does it look like the reaper is someone with their hands on their hips shooting lasers from the crotch?

BioWareProblems @BioWareProblems

3 years ago

Is it me or does it look like the reaper is someone with their hands on their hips shooting lasers from the crotch?

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

I'm making dinner for you.

Diane Nichols @DNicholsAuthor

3 years ago

I'm making dinner for you.

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The Muscogee Nation @MuscogeeNation

3 years ago

Thread The U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling today in Castro-Huerta v Oklahoma is an alarming step backward for justice on our reservation in cases where non-Native criminals commit crimes against Native people. 1/8

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

Dictionary dot com's word of the day has been very fitting every day this week. Choice Dissent Draconian Autonomy

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

Curious, are there any women here that have had children come out of it with no lingering health issues? Like, pregnancy was super smooth, few/no complaints, no health issues caused by pregnancy or birth?

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Autumn Witch 👭🏳️‍🌈 @Dragon_Age_Fans

3 years ago

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

So tonight my dad told me about this story he is reading online and how amazing it is. It is an erotic romance in a fantasy setting with like every mythical creature in it. I was very...tickled? Is that the right word?

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MehLonTea!! 🦑 Dragon Age but Dumb 🦀 @MelonaDraws

3 years ago

What if he just like... kept it?? 😨 #dreadwolf

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Alli @jawsisinmywc

3 years ago

It just reminded me of how fucked up American Universities are. I never thought about it when I lived there but it's ridiculous how much they are permitted to intrude on students' private lives.