Jeremy Blachman @jeremyblachman
Wall Street Journal-bestselling ghostwriter and collaborator; author of Anonymous Lawyer. jeremyblachman.com Scarsdale, NY Joined March 2009-
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Step Back in Time and Visit This Authentic 2024 Family Home By @jeremyblachman We start in the kitchen, where the family seems to have eaten a diet composed entirely of cereal and potato chips... medium.com/frazzled/step-…
In preparation for the school year... I have a new humor piece that just went up @FrazzledHumor: "I’m Sorry, but None of the Items on Your School Supply List Exist on the Planet Earth" medium.com/frazzled/im-so…
New humor piece from me— medium.com/frazzled/you-m…
"We are aware that a few activities were missing from the initial end-of-year schedule we sent to you three months ago in an email with the subject line, 'SPAM — PLEASE DELETE IMMEDIATELY.'" Get ready for preschool graduation with @jeremyblachman! medium.com/frazzled/you-m…
Sharing my latest humor piece @mcsweeneys. Tough when kids can't keep a job... :) mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-wo…
New humor piece from me up at @mcsweeneys this morning. Blink and it won’t be timely anymore! mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-…
Heartbroken to hear about the tragic passing of @CaptainClinical Glen de Vries. I had the privilege of working with him on his book, and could not have been more impressed by his work and his humanity. I'll miss him.
Pleased to share my new @mcsweeneys piece that went up this morning. (Any advice on the going rate for teeth also appreciated. We contemplated offering a flat rate for the whole mouth, but our son rejected that deal structure.) mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-so…
Tell your geriatricians to check this out! Very proud of Nina's work on this app, making geriatric care better for all.
Tell your geriatricians to check this out! Very proud of Nina's work on this app, making geriatric care better for all.
Very excited to announce the GeriKit app, which I co-created with @JDodsonMD and Ambika Viswanathan, to teach comprehensive geriatric assessments to all levels of learners and practicing clinicians. Now available for free in the iTunes app store. apps.apple.com/us/app/gerikit…
Sharing my new humor piece about remote school. If you’re printing last-minute worksheets and searching for missing scissors, check it out! wrytimes.com/just-a-few-thi…
Anonymous Lawyer on Jeffrey Toobin... sigh.... (short version: Jeffrey Toobin would be a perfect law firm partner) jeremyblachman.substack.com/p/i-thought-i-…
New Anonymous Lawyer piece on the Barrett hearings and why he’d never get confirmed. “Too many skeletons in my closet. (Though I’ve been away from the office for so long, who knows if they’re still there.) “ jeremyblachman.substack.com/p/sorry-cant-c…
This is a really great piece by @nathanheller about Joe Biden’s stutter and the first debate. newyorker.com/culture/cultur…
Anonymous Lawyer is sad to live in America, and also wrote about last night's debate. jeremyblachman.substack.com/p/debate
Anonymous Lawyer with his take on RBG. What a giant loss. jeremyblachman.substack.com/p/rbg-and-the-…
So proud to have had the chance to work with @CaptainClinical on his book, The Patient Equation. Knowing that Glen and his colleagues/clients/partners are playing a huge role in the future of health care gives me great confidence — I learned so much working with him on this.
So proud to have had the chance to work with @CaptainClinical on his book, The Patient Equation. Knowing that Glen and his colleagues/clients/partners are playing a huge role in the future of health care gives me great confidence — I learned so much working with him on this.
Pretty Good Number One by @mamster is the best thing I’ve read all pandemic and makes me long for a time and a world where my kids and I can go to Japan and eat stuff. It’s a great read.
Anonymous Lawyer on the convention, and the failed conference his fictional law firm used to host, Bankruptapalawza. jeremyblachman.substack.com/p/the-best-con…
Anonymous Lawyer on #AlienDNA jeremyblachman.substack.com/p/alien-dna
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