JIM CORBRIDGE @jimcorbridge
I Would take Fish Capsules,But I've Yet To See A Fish That Looks Any Healthier Than Me. Newcastle Upon Tyne, England Joined June 2015-
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This is my last Tweet on this Acc.You can now find me at my old Acc @MrBonMot. See you there.If not thanks for following me Appreciate It X
From 11/1/16 I Will be reverting back to my old account @MrBonMot & Closing this one .Please follow me on that one.Sorry for Inconvenience
2/2 So will be reverting back to the @MrBonMot acc. Sorry for any inconvenience.& I Hope to take yo all with me.
As some of you may remember,I used to share my Silliness as @MrBonMot Pleased to say I've finally been able to get the acc up again. 1/2
@GDH_99 @MrBonMot Now tomorrow you can return to work refreshed & ready to hate everyone again ;)
@GDH_99 @MrBonMot I Have to admit I Feel more at Home with Mr Bon. Seem to have struggled on twitter since i was locked out.
Twitter Dilemma. Have managed to get back into My @MrBonMot Acc. Do I switch back? or stay with @jimcorbridge?
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