Joe Blow @josephblosef
from the sea. I have seven heads and ten horns with ten crowns Joined April 2014-
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The government doesn’t care if you die in a wreck they want excuses to pull you over. You absolute buffoons. They don’t give a single shit about you only what revenue they can get out of you.
The government doesn’t care if you die in a wreck they want excuses to pull you over. You absolute buffoons. They don’t give a single shit about you only what revenue they can get out of you.
This guy is running for Virginia AG and wants to kill little kids because they are “fascists”
This guy is running for Virginia AG and wants to kill little kids because they are “fascists” https://t.co/36P1ayfia4
This is boomer nonsense. Alcohol is far worse. Not even close
This is boomer nonsense. Alcohol is far worse. Not even close
Hahahaha wtf this has to be a troll right?
Everyone who wants to go on retatutide, ozempic etc ought to be able to get it just like psudaphed and the government should help pay for it. The savings in healthcare long term would be incredible not to mention the lives saved and the misery avoided. We funded “vaccines” why…
Everyone who wants to go on retatutide, ozempic etc ought to be able to get it just like psudaphed and the government should help pay for it. The savings in healthcare long term would be incredible not to mention the lives saved and the misery avoided. We funded “vaccines” why…
Imagine taking a guy presenting anecdotes as data in a pair of sneakers seriously
Imagine taking a guy presenting anecdotes as data in a pair of sneakers seriously
This is not the first time that Trump has invited a world leader to the White House and called them a criminal to their face. It never fails to make me laugh.
This is not the first time that Trump has invited a world leader to the White House and called them a criminal to their face. It never fails to make me laugh.
the foil, trash bags and imported ( think) kimchi alone were probably $25
The court's treatment of this guy gave me a lot of belly-laughs. The judge just kept calling him out as a very obvious liar and they even noted that he demonstrably did not understand basic epidemiology terms. They hilariously threw out his testimony. Read this excerpt:
The court's treatment of this guy gave me a lot of belly-laughs. The judge just kept calling him out as a very obvious liar and they even noted that he demonstrably did not understand basic epidemiology terms. They hilariously threw out his testimony. Read this excerpt: https://t.co/Zb6xDYkC2L
guy who profits off of religion has thoughts lol I don't even care one way or another about the memorial service but these guys who sell religion are sleazy
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This is the most New York thing I’ve ever seen in my life
I agree with this sentiment… will also add, late night shows are dead and bleeding money. They probably are relieved to have excuses to get rid of these massive salaries
I agree with this sentiment… will also add, late night shows are dead and bleeding money. They probably are relieved to have excuses to get rid of these massive salaries
as opposed to magic fruit that is not made of chemicals like every fucking bit of matter in the universe
as opposed to magic fruit that is not made of chemicals like every fucking bit of matter in the universe
Isn’t this the “you must bake the gay cake” argument.
Isn’t this the “you must bake the gay cake” argument.
Church has halftime shows now.
Church has halftime shows now.
I’m not in Kirk’s demo, aware of him but not much of an opinion. What happened was horrible, truly. This kind is stuff is nuts though. Come on man. Why is it so hard for people to not make things weird
I’m not in Kirk’s demo, aware of him but not much of an opinion. What happened was horrible, truly. This kind is stuff is nuts though. Come on man. Why is it so hard for people to not make things weird

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