Kyle Tasker @k_task0

I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory days in the hot sun Huntington, WV Joined September 2012

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Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles

2 years ago

RT for a chance to win this SIGNED @LaneJohnson65 Kelly Green jersey 🔥 Every RT is TWO votes for Lane! #WPMOYChallenge Rules: bit.ly/3GKNUWo

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Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles

3 years ago

5 years ago today #FlyEaglesFly

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Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels. I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow. Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’ Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path. Strap in. It’s a 🧵 1/so many

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Kyle Tasker @k_task0

5 years ago

You’re very welcome, Mr. Gator.

Florida Gators Football @GatorsFB

5 years ago

You’re very welcome, Mr. Gator.

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Brendan O'Hare @brendohare

5 years ago

Watching Seinfeld and letting out a sharp, panicked scream every time Kramer bursts into Jerry's apartment

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Dan White @atdanwhite

5 years ago

A perfect honeymoon memory swimming w/ dolphins in Playa del Carmen. “Ricky” took a liking to Lisa. I had an open wound on my foot & the second blood hit the water the dolphins went berserk, working together to drown me. Our instructor emptied his revolver into the pool. Sad day.

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brent @murrman5

6 years ago

me rolling down window of time machine: McDonald’s hot dog? guy in 2027: not yet bud

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USDA Forest Service @forestservice

6 years ago

#DYK 60 million people in the United States rely on drinking water from national forests and grasslands. #ForestH2O

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Kyle Tasker @k_task0

6 years ago

I’ve never tried Reese’s puffs cereal for fear I’ll like it too much and not be able to stop eating it until they cut my feet off from the diabetus

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Kyle Tasker @k_task0

6 years ago

Me: mowing grass with a chicken in my lap... Neighbors: driving down their driveway oddly starring at me and giving a wave Me:

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Kyle Tasker @k_task0

6 years ago

I’m watching the classic “Free Willy 3: The Rescue” on VHS if you are wondering instead of that dumb game of bones show.

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Brendan O'Hare @brendohare

7 years ago

I will not be celebrating April Fools this year, as there is a war going on

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

7 years ago

Problem solved!

The Washington Post @washingtonpost

7 years ago

Problem solved!

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ret @rad_milk

7 years ago

i’m so hungover if i was a white baby born in the 2010s i’d be named Strugglyn

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Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 @mattdpearce

8 years ago

Why are all of West Virginia's teachers on strike? Because their health insurance premiums are driving them into poverty. latimes.com/nation/la-na-w…

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NFL @NFL

8 years ago

Must. Watch. Jason Kelce's @Eagles Championship speech 🔥🔥🔥 📺: @nflnetwork

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Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

8 years ago

Let it all out, Philly. #SuperBowl

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Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles

8 years ago

SUPER. BOWL. CHAMPIONS. #FlyEaglesFly

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Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles

8 years ago

Keep doubting, please. We kept the receipts. #FlyEaglesFly

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Steak Diane @_missusrobinson

8 years ago

hi um I just wanted to let everyone know that there was a lit up kfc bucket in the huntington christmas parade complete w lil chicken mascot that is all