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Part 2 of Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan better be to reimburse us for all the Beanie Babies we bought thinking one day they’d pay for our college because we were definitely all lied to about that as well.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but that show your kid wants to watch this Saturday morning, it’s NOT on a streaming service you have. #millennialparentingProblems #millennials #millennialmom #millennialparenting #pawpatrol #saturdaymorningcartoons
A happy July morning to all the parents who pushed bedtimes back one night so their little ones could experience the joys of fireworks and will now be fighting to get sleep routines back on track for the next two months. 😴 ☕️
Cops did nothing while 19 children in Uvalde were murdered and stood aside while insurrectionists tried to overthrow the government but look at them thinking they’re tough guys for pushing Stephanie Tanner around.
Cops did nothing while 19 children in Uvalde were murdered and stood aside while insurrectionists tried to overthrow the government but look at them thinking they’re tough guys for pushing Stephanie Tanner around.
Tampon & formula shortages. High maternal death rates. School shootings. Unaffordable housing & daycare. Corrupt adoptions. Failing fostercare system. Just a few things we probably should have fixed before we made an often lifesaving medical procedure harder to attain. #roevwade
I can’t fucking focus. Want to scream. Want to cry. Want to march. Have to sit at my desk and pretend to be a jolly good worker.
I can’t fucking focus. Want to scream. Want to cry. Want to march. Have to sit at my desk and pretend to be a jolly good worker.
250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.
Ohio’s temperature jumps from 65 to 99 faster than I can write this tweet.
Adventures in Screen Trade by William Goldman is now available on Audible. You’re welcome.
Closing out a tab when you meant to click on it is the modern day version of a paper cut. Sure, it doesn’t physically hurt like a paper cut. But it still hurts my soul.
Today, people from across the country will #WearOrange to honor victims and survivors of gun violence, demand a future free from gun violence, and call on the Senate to take action to end this crisis. Let’s show the power and depth of our movement and paint this country orange!
Have you used a spare face mask as a hair tie or have you not parented through a pandemic?
This guy here.A Fellow vet said it perfectly. I couldn’t have stated it better. #guncontrol
Bobbie Oliver AmazonP.. @thebobbieoliver
9K Followers 5K Following #RiotGrrrl Comedian from Athens, GA . Author of https://t.co/Mz3A2NIXkS I own @TaoComedyStudio in LA w/ @chriswoodoliver + @laughriotgrrrls she/her/grrrl
Plauzzable @plauzzable
141 Followers 416 Following Join the comedy revolution! 🎤 Comedy without boundaries. 🌎 Laughs without limits. 🤣
Lucas Blower @blower_lucas
83 Followers 603 Following trying to make ohio democracy more small-d democratic. go check out: https://t.co/o8Y7ZSNWFY
Lisa Yari @CancerFighterLY
191 Followers 636 Following Battling uterine cancer with my whole soul, Cleveland sports fanatic - In recovery-sober #RecoveryPosse proudly democrat 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🇺🇸🇺🇦
Ammo 🏳️🌈 s.. @ammonihahaha
297 Followers 911 Following Disciple of Christ. Be good by doing good, do good by being good. Disabled. Pronouns: He/him/what's cookin good lookin
Ohio mom of two 🏳�.. @OhioMomoftwo
6K Followers 2K Following Mom, wife, teacher, democrat...PRO-CHOICE, pro-gun reform, and pro-vaccine #momsquad. Don't try to sell me stuff.
Kandice Martellaro @KandiceMart
902 Followers 835 Following TV Writer•Comedian•Horror Enthusiast • STAN AGAINST EVIL on IFC & PLUTO • CZ'S WORLD & HANGING WITH DOCTOR Z on YouTube • Dark & Morbid meets Whimsy
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Elvis Ali @ElvisComedy
465 Followers 1K Following Homeless Shelter Comedy Tour. 200+ shelters & counting. 🇧🇦🙂🇺🇸[email protected]
Wynter Spears @WynterSpears
922 Followers 3K Following WEAR A MASK! BLACK LIVES MATTER. Comedian. Writer. Singer. Dancer. Comic of the Week on Ep 204 of Jackie & Laurie Show. Headshots: Brad Buckman Photography
Sunni Westbrook @SunniWestbrook
5K Followers 1K Following Just a small town girl trying to find good sushi in the desert ➡️ https://t.co/9kpdLZmgpW
Thoughtful_Dialogue @KRF_im
368 Followers 693 Following Left of center boomer. Fact based listener. Admirer of Twitter humor and quick wits. Pro-Choice. Ban assault weapons! No lists.
Suicidal Toddler @ToddlerSuicidal
395 Followers 260 Following I'm a 2yo who is hell bent on the destruction of my house and myself Follow on instagram https://t.co/fZKreX9rRQ
New_England_Dad @new_england_dad
1K Followers 806 Following Zach Gobeil | Boy Dad | Featured on Today Parents, Momsplaining, Masslive, The Dad, Scary Mommy, The Chive
Draggin Father Behind @DragginFatherB
2K Followers 1K Following Dad of 3 under 10 whos at most a 6 with an 11 scale wife just keepin it comical & muddlin thru. Fueled by 🥃 & ☕. Featured on @TheDad, @todayshow, @huffpost
Emotional Support GOA.. @SwissArmyWife00
5K Followers 3K Following Happily Married to @whatevegoeshere💕 OK-ish Step-Mom. Cat lady. 🐐 Seen on @buzzfeed @huffpost and @thefunnytweeter
Pearl children centre @CentrePearl1
83 Followers 523 Following please my brothers and sisters thank you for everything help me in my ministry and orphan children center I need you more support my God bless😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
PeriodPastries @PeriodPastries
154 Followers 234 Following 🧁 Satisfying your #PeriodCravings one #Pastry at a time! 🍪 Owned and Operated by @thedanibrooks. 🍰 DM for custom #cake orders!
Dear Veej @dearveej
240 Followers 2K Following Paper Tailor. Books, podcasts and the Saturday papers. https://t.co/3ey6HW50ku
Dani Brooks @TheDaniBrooks
395 Followers 828 Following Co-Producer and Co-Host of the Can You Help Us Get Famous?! Podcast @helpusgetfamous Owner @periodpastries in LA 🥧🍪🍰🧁♥️😋
LeeAnn Tooker @LeeAnnTooker
2K Followers 1K Following Comedian | Actor | Lover of Carbs | ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Click the link below for more ME ⬇️
Christine @jaimetonfromage
113 Followers 235 Following i greatly enjoy words, coffee, and old movies. i have no idea what i'm doing on twitter.
Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses
26K Followers 3K Following A domestic hot mess. Author. Social Media Manager @pnmag https://t.co/xmC8SoY3sj
Bryce John St. Peter @BryceJohnSP
394 Followers 1K Following The Music & Acting Guy | Band Leader of The Sound Scientists https://t.co/Fitiw5lmqo…
fa @SinghatehFari
318 Followers 4K Following
Alyciamarie/comediann.. @Sillyauntysissy
721 Followers 2K Following comic, screenwriter/host political junkie , mixing up comedy productions Sillyauntysissy: radio theatre podcast the adventures of everyones fave aunty
WAR ON THE DIAMOND @WarOnTheDiamond
889 Followers 2K Following A documentary based on the deadly pitch (Ray Chapman) that launched a rivalry. Directed by Andy Billman. ⬇️ ORDER NOW https://t.co/qIrw6BrMyq
Joe Hirte @joe_hirte
306 Followers 511 Following Comedian born and raised in Wisconsin, schooled in Chicago, social distancing in LA. Find me on IG: jhirtecomedy
Peter McGladdery @petermcgladdery
821 Followers 5K Following Sitting in the cheap seats at the End of World show. (What views there are here are more mine more than anyone else's, sorry) petermcgladdery on 🟦 sky
Anthony Epp (he/him) @epptri73
697 Followers 2K Following I make movies @13Movie @Habethy / triathlete / Producer / Director / Asst Director / 2020-2021 Social Distance World Champion.
Lady Laughs Comedy @LadyLaughsFest
356 Followers 725 Following Live Virtual Comedy and Supporter of #FunnyWomen Seen in/on: @parademagazine @WISCTV_News3 @KAKEnews @Isthmus 👇Get Tickets & Watch on our website
GenXGirlsGrowUp @GenXGirlsGrowU1
868 Followers 4K Following #GenerationX Writer & "Gen X Girls" Blog Creator Erin Mantz. Loved growing up in #70s & #80s, proud latchkey kid. Follow on Facebook at GenXBlog.
Tina Carbone @somecreativegrl
451 Followers 659 Following Indie Producer/Director and all around creative girl :) "It's Not Real" - Festivals 2023!
Dyspraxic Help 4U @DyspraxicHelp4U
2K Followers 4K Following Award winning advocate, ally & podcaster providing content and support for those living with #Dyspraxia #DCD. @DyspraxicAlly co-founder.
Kenneth F. Wales @KFW600
123 Followers 153 Following Cinematographer in Los Angeles. DoP of “The Beta Test”
What's So Funny! @WhatsSoFunny_FP
277 Followers 285 Following Join in as we listen to comedy albums from the 1950s, ‘60s, or ‘70s, and tell ya what we think about them!
░R░F░I░ ░I�.. @TheeFerringer
5K Followers 5K Following I help make buildings at @bialosky_arch he/him/built/unbuilt
Denise Winkelman @dwinkscomedy
903 Followers 526 Following Stand up comedian, Boston Comedy Festival. My debut standup special will be released late 2024.
bigfatmediaco. @bigfatmediaco
17 Followers 84 Following A creative collective made up of local comedians & unique personalities that encourages creativity. Stay tuned...
See You Then Film @SeeYouThenFilm
136 Followers 312 Following
dave schwensen @thecomedybook
1K Followers 1K Following Original NYC Improv and Hollywood Improv Comedy Clubs & TV show An Evening At The Improv. Author of How To Be A Working Comic. Comedy workshops and coach.
the clitorati @theclitorati
630 Followers 834 Following A #ComedyWriters collective for women in #StandUp/#Sketch/#TV. Meets most Weds online. Also #LA #DC + #CHI! DM for deets.
Williams joe @William19219812
10 Followers 194 Following
Bobbie Oliver AmazonP.. @thebobbieoliver
9K Followers 5K Following #RiotGrrrl Comedian from Athens, GA . Author of https://t.co/Mz3A2NIXkS I own @TaoComedyStudio in LA w/ @chriswoodoliver + @laughriotgrrrls she/her/grrrl
Natalie Metzger @metzart
2K Followers 729 Following Producer. Writer. Director. Bookworm. Futurist. VP of Production & Development at Vanishing Angle
Hughie Stone Fish @Hughiestonefish
11K Followers 1K Following Emmy Award winning songwriter. Jewish. Activist. Wifey @j_roseee_ ❤️ Co-founder @artssyracuse. Comedy Music w @lewberger. Talk to me about Syracuse, NY. He/Him
Alan Collinge for Pre.. @StudentLoanJus1
7K Followers 689 Following Running for President. Fiercely Independent. I will cancel student loans. Write me In. Spread the Word. #CollingeForPresident
NASA's Glenn Research.. @NASAglenn
301K Followers 120 Following We design and test innovative technology to revolutionize air travel, advance space exploration, and improve life on Earth. Verification: https://t.co/umun76leed
International Space S.. @Space_Station
8.3M Followers 183 Following NASA's page for the latest updates from the International Space Station. For the newest science, follow @ISS_Research. Verification: https://t.co/jSJ1pgS2xl
NASA @NASA
80.3M Followers 174 Following There's space for everybody. ✨ Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
Eli McCann @EliMcCann
46K Followers 2K Following Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB
✨ Tara Wine-Queen W.. @TaraWineQueen
7K Followers 5K Following 🌈 Kindness and written word enthusiast. Mostly interested in laughing and crying and being good to other humans here in the cosmos. 🚀 she/her
Pride @Pride
311K Followers 97 Following 🏳️🌈 the home of #pride 🌈 and a very #queer #podcast 🎙 hosted by @levichambers | @pride is part of the @rainbowmediaco collective
Danielle Soto @DanielleSoto617
613 Followers 259 Following Stand Up Comedian and Golden Girls Expert
Ohio mom of two 🏳�.. @OhioMomoftwo
6K Followers 2K Following Mom, wife, teacher, democrat...PRO-CHOICE, pro-gun reform, and pro-vaccine #momsquad. Don't try to sell me stuff.
Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy
6K Followers 577 Following Sleep deprived boy mom. Jennifer Garner liked my tweet. Seen on @scarymommy, @huffpost, @buzzfeed, @todayparents & more. | Scary Mommy Content Creator
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest
9K Followers 1K Following There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻
Jacana Mommy @jacanamommy
2K Followers 712 Following Professional Mom to 7 kids. Sharing mom life and more so you can laugh with me or laugh at me 😜 Content Creator at ScaryMommy
One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom
14K Followers 942 Following wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj
Bre @fullofmomsense
2K Followers 714 Following Humor is my coping mechanism | Boymom x2 | GIFs are my love language | more on insta @fullofmomsense | 👀 @today_parents @huffpost @ohbubble @boredpanda
jordan @jordan_stratton
16K Followers 1K Following Probably needs to drink more water today. Editor @thedad | [email protected]
Kandice Martellaro @KandiceMart
902 Followers 835 Following TV Writer•Comedian•Horror Enthusiast • STAN AGAINST EVIL on IFC & PLUTO • CZ'S WORLD & HANGING WITH DOCTOR Z on YouTube • Dark & Morbid meets Whimsy
Dulcé Sloan @dulcesloan
41K Followers 907 Following Comic | Actor | Correspondent on @TheDailyShow | Honeybee on @GreatNorthFox | Producer of @dontreachinbag
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Standup Booker @StandupBooker
4K Followers 0 Following Bring 45 friends and get 3 minutes of stage time! check out up-and-comer @barshowcomedian
Local Comedian @ALocalComedian
1K Followers 5 Following Local Comedian assumes you've already heard of him.
Wendy Liebman ☮️ @WendyLiebman
41K Followers 11K Following I hope you feel light. I’m on Threads. For a PDF copy of my book Swear on Lily, go to the last page of my website: https://t.co/L6jblQylf1
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.9M Followers 596 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby
336K Followers 1K Following OFMD, season 2 out now. Co Host of The Cryptid Factor, Author of the Top Secret Buttons McGinty book series. Now on Cameo too btw.
Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement
539K Followers 2K Following Creator What We Do In The Shadows FX Co-creator Wellington Paranormal TVNZ SBS, Sky TV, The CW, HBO Max Co-creator and dad-guitar Flight of the Conchords.
Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi
1.6M Followers 768 Following Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.
Rotten Tomatoes @RottenTomatoes
2.4M Followers 2K Following Serving up Fresh and Rotten reviews for movies and TV
Film Threat @FilmThreat
114K Followers 3K Following We champion true indie films. Tomatometer-approved🍅 YouTube livestreams on Wed and Fri. Submit your movie for review to be eligible for @AwardThis! #FilmThreat
Criterion Collection @Criterion
517K Followers 979 Following Since 1984, we’ve dedicated ourselves to gathering and publishing the greatest films from around the world. For our streaming service follow @criterionchannl.
marc maron @marcmaron
879K Followers 507 Following I am a comic, actor, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast.
WTF with Marc Maron @WTFpod
197K Followers 154 Following Tweets by Marc, Brendan, & Walter. Listen on all podcast apps. Full show archives and weekly bonus material here: https://t.co/Wn83CoHfFQ
RP @RyanPalomo
87 Followers 225 Following Who are you to wave your finger? You must’ve been out of your head…..
Wynter Spears @WynterSpears
922 Followers 3K Following WEAR A MASK! BLACK LIVES MATTER. Comedian. Writer. Singer. Dancer. Comic of the Week on Ep 204 of Jackie & Laurie Show. Headshots: Brad Buckman Photography
kate nix (taylor's ve.. @KatieHNix
1K Followers 1K Following Practicing slightly more witchcraft than normal. Now: Social media pro/writer. Then: @YourChronicle, @TheHerald_Sun and @beaconjournal. @KentState alumna.
Katy Weber | Women & .. @womenandadhd
2K Followers 256 Following Interviews with women diagnosed with ADHD in adulthood. Top 0.5% of all podcasts globally.
The REAL Mark Johnson @MarkJWeather
229K Followers 38K Following Will make it rain!. ☔️Award-Winning Weather Guy. 🌪️Wine Snob, 🍷Mother Nature is my Nemesis!🌪️FOLLOW ME👌 IG: https://t.co/aGHmVTS49B
Naval Special Warfare @us_navyseals
497K Followers 83 Following This is the official Twitter Account for #NavalSpecialWarfare. RTs, mentions & follows do not constitute an endorsement.
U.S. Secret Service @SecretService
1.3M Followers 84 Following The Secret Service is mandated by Congress to carry out an integrated mission of protection and criminal investigations.
Parenting is Politica.. @ParentingisPol
266 Followers 42 Following Parenting is Political is a podcast about parenting and stuff. Hosted by Mo (They/Them) and Jasmine (She/Her)
Women's Media Center @womensmediacntr
173K Followers 13K Following Amplifying women's voices. Changing the conversation.
MomsRising @MomsRising
67K Followers 19K Following A movement of 1M+ people rising for all families to thrive. All content from MomsRising Together 501c4 social welfare org unless otherwise stated.
Chamber of Mothers @chamberofmoms
484 Followers 280 Following A collective movement to focus America's priorities on mothers’ rights. #buildbackbleeding Goal #1: Secure federal paid family and medical leave. #savepaidleave
Monica Lewinsky (she/.. @MonicaLewinsky
1.2M Followers 1K Following INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver • •@vanityfair contributor •rap song muse • ex-beret model •knitter•
Washim @Im_Washim_
21K Followers 5K Following Learner | Reader | Listener | Healer |🤍Inspiring you to be lively and happy🤍 Spreading Love, Positivity and Happiness.#PositiveVibes
Sunni Westbrook @SunniWestbrook
5K Followers 1K Following Just a small town girl trying to find good sushi in the desert ➡️ https://t.co/9kpdLZmgpW
MatPat @MatPatGT
5.6M Followers 505 Following MatPat is an information addict and producer of Game Theory: The Smartest Show in Gaming (https://t.co/C3RpbNf0n7). For fun, he consults on branding and SEO.
DO TODAY'S ACTION. IT IS CRITICAL. studentloanjustice.org/daily-action/m…
Together again 😢😢😢💚💛💔💔 Bob & Gordon 🕊️🕊️ #sesamestreet
Rest in Peace, Bob McGrath. Thank you for being a person in our neighborhood 💔
@HouseJudiciary @RepJerryNadler Rep @JerryNadler @TheDemocrats: It is urgent that you push HR.9110 through by the end of the year. Please do not betray the people on this longstanding @DNC promise. 37 million people are counting on you. @SladeBond @HouseJudiciary studentloanjustice.medium.com/much-at-stake-…
why did he turn into spongebob for 2 seconds
Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan
Student Debt Relief Update: Today, the U.S. Department of Education is previewing the student debt relief application form. Here’s the latest:
If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok
The greatest academic acknowledgement I've seen in a while
Wow they caught Biden navigating a difficult situation with love and poise, it’s over for him
I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )
There is nothing in this world that will turn you into a minimalist faster than cleaning out your parents’ house.
the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in
😊 🙃 My feature horror screenplay, THE GOOD SISTER, is a finalist in the @screencrafting Feature Screenplay Competition. It’s among a group of 25 that were selected from almost 1900, and I am so honored. View the names of my talented co-finalists here. bit.ly/3Ceh3qq
First part of my career: talk about my mom. Second part: vow to never become a mom. Third part: talk about being a mom.
When people ask how chasing my dreams in LA is going
Most people: "oh no, something disrupted my routine. Guess I'll have to do things differently today haha." Me: "oh no, something disrupted my routine. Guess I'll have to do nothing and feel guilt and shame about doing nothing all day today haha."
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