The Avocado Whisperer @kylebastien
Expert jar opener London, England Joined March 2010-
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The Avocado Whisperer retweeted
every time a famous person dies now there are tons of ppl who immediately jump to the conclusion that they died from the covid vaccine, even though the obvious cause of death is staring them right in the face: legal marijuana
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The Avocado Whisperer retweeted
BREAKING: I made a vid showing election fraud claims from both Dems & Repubs. In no way did I advance or endorse any of the claims. For documenting this history, YouTube just deleted it, blocked me, & gave me a strike—a step toward deleting my entire channel. @TeamYouTube 🧵/1
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maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you
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Biden very quickly out with a statement congratulating Lula, a signal to Brazilian elite not to try anything funny. A truly strange moment: the US working against a potential right wing coup in South America.
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These are largely people who feel deeply inadequate and weak, who have never displayed any personal courage in their lives. They compensate for this by posturing as Winston Churchill in pro-war columns and cable hits. No Americans benefit except them, and many suffer or die.
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#PeoplesHistory | Today, we remember the legendary revolutionary Ernesto Che Guevara. Here is a speech by him reminding us of the atrocities of imperialism, the same imperialism that killed him in La Higuera, Bolivia, in 1967. #CheGuevara #Che
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Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!
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Okay but also no it won't.
Okay but also no it won't.
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Now I guess I just wait for the automated “Sorry to hear that, please DM us!” tweet reply that doesn’t do shit except waste more of my time.
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“Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.” ― Euripides
The Avocado Whisperer retweeted
There's a reason why morally simplistic plot devices of "good vs. evil" are such common tropes among stories aimed at children
The Avocado Whisperer retweeted
It's not just that America breeds a violent disregard for human life, but that America is violence itself. In it's every facet and manifestation. It has only ever known administering and distributing violence. It has never been able to build systems of care, healing or equity.
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Best metaphor for Twitter I’ve seen
Best metaphor for Twitter I’ve seen
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Not sure how to feel about this Amazon Union thing. On one hand, America’s 2nd largest employer experiencing record profits might have to treat workers with basic human dignity, on the other hand when I get high & order a frisbee, it might come to my house in 3 days instead of 2
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I can’t believe the Chris Rock and Will Smith situation really sparked a national debate lol We are only in the middle of an economic crisis, food shortage, climate crisis, and on the brink of WW3. But this is national dialogue now. This country is so deeply unserious.
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Will Smith one assist away from a Gordie Howe hat trick.
Trans Trump - "So Stunning, so Terrific" youtu.be/g-6z9DXXhwo via @YouTube
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Russia announced today that starting immediately, they will begin selling natural gas to ‘unfriendly countries’ in Rubles. This is a far bigger development than is being reported. 🧵
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why are the ants only invading my bathroom sink? you dip shits are way off. i got a whole ass bag of sugar in the kitchen, unsecured
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