Idea For A Show @ldeaForAShow
I'm Currently Pitching Several Of Your Ideas To Channel 5, TRK Uzbekistan and NTV Uganda. ( DMs Are Open To All Credit Always Given ) DM your ideas (credits given) Joined January 2015-
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@ldeaForAShow KELL'S HITCHIN: Dame Kelly Holmes leads a walking tour of the Hertfordshire market town.
JOBS FOR BORIS Boris Johnston works for the day in various factories up and down the U.K. This week Boris finds himself painting the red bellends of various size dildos on the production line of a sex toy factory in Slough.
BACON & HEGS Kevin Bacon and the Chase’s Anne Hegerty team up in a reality TV detective series to solve the mystery of the serial doorstep shitter terrorising the city of Leeds and surrounding areas.
QIUD GAMES Contestants must attempt to purchase an item from a pound shop in Tower Hamlets without getting stabbed, raped, robbed, bitten by an XL bully or racially abused.
JOHN’S CRAVEN WHIP-ROUND Watch the wealthy ex Kids TV news anchor set up a Givealittle page to fund a large extension to his Surrey Mansion. Thanks to @Robbo_Fox
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? This week we trace Ronnie Pickering’s linage all the way back to Alfred the Great,King of the Saxons, who historians believe also hated fucking cyclists.
ESTHER’S RANSOM *Drama Palestinian rebels kidnap Esther Rantzen only to realise that the whole of the U.K. is glad to see the back of her.
STARSTRUCK Random people insult Jada Pinkett Smith and husband Will twats them Kindly supplied by @ForgotToDuck
THE GALLOPING GOURMET TV chef James Martin is tied to the back of a horse and dragged through the North Riding of Yorkshire. Naked, and on fire.
CURB YOUR EUTHANASIASM - A hapless jewish man gets into scrapes by smothering old people with pillows - often resulting in awkward social misunderstandings. Programme Consultant: Harold Shipman. Submitted by @AndySayer77
COUNTDON Donnie Osmond inherits a peerage in England, with hilarious consequences. Sent in by @AndySayer77
YOU MASSIVE DONG Michael Portillo tours the English countryside looking for the village church with the biggest bell.
AUF WEIDERSEHEN PET. Reality show whereby we see the real-life adventures of a group of cute and cuddly household pets as they attempt to carry out basic building techniques on a German construction site Sent in by @martinrhand
THE CRYPTO FACTOR Gordon Burns has to remember the password to his Bitcoin portfolio while negotiating an army assault course. Sent in by @TronsMrTomson
LOCKDOWNTON ABBEY As the Crawley’s inevitably start to turn on each other as the stockpiled toilet rolls start to run dangerously low, Carson the butler sacrifices a sock in sheer act of desperation.
GONE PHISHING Lifelong friends Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse embark on a phishing tour of the U.K. Attempting to dupe victims into revealing their login credentials and credit card numbers.
AUNTY VAX Angry would-be doctor Gillian McKeith rants incoherently about COVID vaccinations while huffing from a tupperware full of shit.
BEN FOGLE INSIDE YOUR KNOB HOLE From the fireman’s helmet, down your skin flute and through your piss pipes, Ben gives us a unique look into the workings of the male urinary tract.
D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D
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Tears of a Clown @Modmuffin
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Mr Plow KL5-3226 🏆... @M_Rice
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Dara @thx_1983
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106 Followers 241 Following
Cracklin @CyanTheCube
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MakAvadyrov @avadyrov
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Jp Kwanngo @scroggie17
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Trees @TreeCloudTurtle
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Tony Wright @TonyWri71353739
57 Followers 468 Following Ex Royal Navy, birdwatcher, Darwinian, prolific reader, snooker fan and I love kindness and good humour. Aged between 83 and death.
Sseruwagi Joseph @JosephSseruwagi
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Paddy McGough @paddymcgough
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Shafik @Shafik91938154
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Jim Ratcliffe @Swampymonty
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SD @SD1TheGreat
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Isaac Barasa Wabwire @AchidIsaac
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Davinvalencia @Davinvalencia4
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Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews
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D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D
149K Followers 452 Following A Peek Into The Weird World Of Animals. I AM not David Attenborough…this is a parody.
Tears of a Clown @Modmuffin
18K Followers 933 Following ~Life's a joke so just laugh ~ Freelance word manipulator ~ Don't let facts get in the way of a good joke ~ RIP Guvfather x Northern Soul will never die✊ KTF
Bob Servant @bobservant
109K Followers 1 Following I own (outright) a cheeseburger van in Broughty Ferry, Dundee, Scotland. I don't sell cheeseburgers, I sell dreams. Genuine legend.
Modern Toss @ModernToss
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Stanley Ogden @McaleesJohn
3K Followers 1K Following sod the politics etc.etc only here for a laugh and a joke. and some twisted laughs
Trees @TreeCloudTurtle
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Scott @SmithyHDV
389 Followers 861 Following Single parent raising my two daughters and caring for mum and brother ❤️ Here to make friends and have a laugh 😂
Paul 'mR.c' Culverwel... @__mRc_
274 Followers 1K Following Music, stuff n' ting // mis - don't - legi - take - for - bility - ication - commun // I say no to Mentos
Michael Thrower @brokerhound
1K Followers 999 Following Computer hardware & telecoms dealer. Used telephone stock buyer. MD at @datahound @TelecomDisposal. Runner. Reader. Trader. Optimist.
Paul Doggy Dogg @ansellmania
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Tezza Friday @tez996
137 Followers 956 Following On 2 wheels obviously! 😝✊🏼 I'm thinking twin turbo with open pipes!!
Catherine Mahoney @cmahoney21
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Chris Atkins @scatatkins
10K Followers 2K Following Bestselling author of A Bit of a Stretch. My new book on reoffending TIME AFTER TIME is out now. Moving to threads @scatatkins
Tim Wardle @ttwardle
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Mark Whitworth @bringitonskippy
2K Followers 395 Following My mate's just been sacked from his job on the Waltzers. He's suing for funfair dismissal.
Spencer Smith @beacytan
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Stephen O'Hara #COYS ... @stephenohara
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Evil Wookie @WookieEvil
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You've Been Polled @MyBigPoll
3K Followers 594 Following A Hard Copy Of All Data Collected Will Be Sealed In An Envelope And Posted Directly Into The Bin.
Daft Laddie @daft_laddie
2K Followers 2K Following Daft Laddie was formed in 2014 and serves the football terrace culture market. Initially concentrating on T-shirts it has now evolved into a clothing brand.
Martin 🇺🇦 @martinh1710
278 Followers 958 Following Slightly rippled with a flat underside. Love food, music, cars, great comedy, food and rugby 🏉 Tiiiiiigerrrs 🐯
Mr Doyle presents for... @The_Only_Doyle
2K Followers 4K Following I am available in VHS, Betamax, HD and Ultra HD versions. Government advisor for all things cake-related. Never had a good Nandos.
sjround @SoloSJR0UND
34 Followers 575 Following I'm not the hero Twitter needs but I am the hero Twitter deserves........A really naff one. Find me on Twitch @ sjround
Mr Pig Milk @MrPigMilk
144 Followers 1K Following A man who is unsure how to define himself in 160 characters. Remembers when he had hobbies and a social life.
Chris Brewer @krisalis71
45 Followers 129 Following Likes writing, making music, films and 1001 other kinds of daft stuff. Also runs and cycles up steep hills when overwhelmed by creative tension.
Lee @LeeBevan03
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BobbyB @bobbybeaumont
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Simon @VikingBlue83
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Lori Greiner @LoriGreiner
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Mark Hopton 💙 @HoppyDoggles
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Adrian Wheeler @dangerousade
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Mr Lobear @MrLobear
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Tommy-T-rex @thomasgoodchild
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