lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 @lylelaun
https://t.co/xclGVgh2hB Land of Poutine/Ryan Reynolds Joined December 2019-
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lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 retweeted
Never be sad on a weekend. Cry during business hours and get paid for your depression. Don’t let capitalism win.
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lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 retweeted
A group of white guys is called a podcast
My prank this April fools is my dating history. I never dated any of those morons I was just prankin. Gotcha bitches!!!!!!
lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 retweeted
Hear me out, a common sense coach…
lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 retweeted
The invite said business casual so I’m wearing a hoodie but also a monocle
Theo Von is Michael Scott with pretty privilege
As someone born in 1994 this is fake news this was only 21 years ago and our skin is perfect and no tiddies are sagging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As someone born in 1994 this is fake news this was only 21 years ago and our skin is perfect and no tiddies are sagging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was so hungover today I got motion sickness from the sound of a fan.
Remember ladies, never kill a man on an empty stomach.
Choose your own *adventure *carbohydrate
I call the gym “James” when I’m trying to be fancy
Happy st Patrick’s day to the Irish and practicing alcoholics
lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 retweeted
Ok I think it's time to come clean about what's happening and put a rest to rumours. Kate Middleton and I have decided to get married. England has had a King for far too long. It's time for a Singh to take over.
I love how we serve pasta cold and get to call it salad
what mental health condition is it when you start crying seeing cute old people working out at the gym
Jacob Elordi could cut my leg off with a spoon and I would thank him.
horse girls who become horse women are the scariest of them all
lyle the poutine princess 🇨🇦 retweeted
Fuck daylight Marry savings Kill time
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