elon musk is my father @kariassad
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2 of the main pillars of #Fascism are: 1. The destruction of academia and 2. The violent quelling of peaceful protest
I love to be "free" in America where peacefully protesting will get you arrested and over at the Supreme Court they're debating how many vital organs a pregnant woman has to be on the verge of losing for her to qualify for an abortion for a pregnancy that already isn't viable.
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
2 phenomenal lineups for your Friday night! Tix at westsidecomedy.com @jackiekashian @jeffleach @taqweet @NotHormones @BrendanFitzgibb @jasoncheny @LeahBonnema @solange_here @janeshrahlan @kariassad @JoshuaTurek @MaceyIsaacs @Andrew_Orolfo
Congrats to all the people demanding the cops arrest college students protesting war crimes. Maybe they can force your kids to start visiting for the holidays again too
I stand with all the college kids who are peacefully protesting the war in Gaza. It’s honestly way more productive than anything I did when I was in college, 45 minutes ago.
Every time I open an astrology app it basically starts screaming
Please stop putting therapy ads before the Taylor swift Easter egg YouTube videos we know we are unwell you don't have to tell us
My analysis on the Taylor swift album is she is like REALLY REALLY really mad this time
Being a bridesmaid is like being in a school play sure it's not like it's a professional thing but you do want everyone to look at you and know you were picked over others
I had to stop drinking because I found out these twins I drank with were the same person
Why is twitter notifying me about other people posting that's literally not about me
Women telling secrets is always juicy and fun. Men telling secrets has two modes: one, not a secret just human emotion being alive stuff, and two admitting they commited a federal crime.
I am also like the moon: photographed best when shading others
One of my favorite things to do is watch the masked singer and guess which prescription each panel judge is abusing
Every time I see a Blue Bloods commercial I think it's a cop parody show
Love this phase of capitalism where businesses don't sell services just scams
lol how is it still Monday how long has this been happening
April fools the day after is Easter is Jesus being like psyyych I died for no one y'all are yucky pooh pooh!!
your other mom @difficultpatty
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Midge @mxmclain
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.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
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meghan @deloisivete
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Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
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NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
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Village Person @SvnSxty
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That Mom Tho @mom_tho
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Matty @bestestname
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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Chris Estrada - Texas.. @ChrisEstrada85
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684 Followers 7K Following من به سوی موفقیت قرار می دهم و به آرامش برسانم I bring success and comfort @elonmusk is my friend 🇺🇸❤️🇩🇪❤️🇺🇲
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ELON MUSK @EMusk96427
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Elon musk @EMusk4980
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Elon Musk @EMusk715238
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Elon musk @EMusk65523
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In X Sucks @DeadManSkipping
870 Followers 1K Following I hate this place. This is a parody of a parody account presented within a satirical farce.
your other mom @difficultpatty
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Midge @mxmclain
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.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
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meghan @deloisivete
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Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
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NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
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That Mom Tho @mom_tho
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Chris Estrada - Texas.. @ChrisEstrada85
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amy! ami! amé! @Amester222
7K Followers 1K Following helvetica girl in a comic sans world | greatest hits: https://t.co/UEhynxyf3K
Jason Not Evil @JasonNotEvil
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Katrina Davis @katrinasivad
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Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
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eLeni @eleniZarro
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Beth Stelling @BethStelling
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Guy Branum @guybranum
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Simon Gibson @simeygibson
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Brian 🏳️🌈 @MurseBrian
132 Followers 139 Following Traveler, wine lover, murse (RN/BSN) - not at the same time. Texan in exile. Reformed city planner. Posts do not reflect the views of my employer.
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Subhah @Subhah
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Pallavi Sastry @HiPallaviSastry
831 Followers 858 Following Mom/Wife/Storyteller 💍👶🏽🐶🎬| WATCH: Land of Gold @streamonmax | #TWDDeadCity @amc_tv | @waffpodcast @Invisible_Film | say it w/ me “PUH-luh-vee”
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Bryan Miller @realbryanmiller
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@bradbarghols @soonerwatcher
242 Followers 901 Following Christ follower, husband, Papa, Dad, Sooner, gardener and just generally richly blessed.
Dave Yates @YatesComedy
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Natasha Galano @NatashaGalano
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Just For Laughs @justforlaughs
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Jose Vicente Chavez @josevinnychavez
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Henry Alexander Kelly @henryalexkelly
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Tim Baltz @tim_baltz
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Jorge Rivera @riverag3000
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Kiki @kikifunnymama
254 Followers 279 Following Comedian, producer of da always sold out comedy show @crazywokeasians @kikifunnymama Mom wife @superngfamily2 of the main pillars of #Fascism are: 1. The destruction of academia and 2. The violent quelling of peaceful protest
I love to be "free" in America where peacefully protesting will get you arrested and over at the Supreme Court they're debating how many vital organs a pregnant woman has to be on the verge of losing for her to qualify for an abortion for a pregnancy that already isn't viable.
and he said “pspspsps” several times in a threatening manner, ma’am? could you point him out in a lineup?
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
The growing up in a small town - marrying your friend's siblings pipeline. I guess everyone I went to high school with are each other's in-laws gross
2 phenomenal lineups for your Friday night! Tix at westsidecomedy.com @jackiekashian @jeffleach @taqweet @NotHormones @BrendanFitzgibb @jasoncheny @LeahBonnema @solange_here @janeshrahlan @kariassad @JoshuaTurek @MaceyIsaacs @Andrew_Orolfo
“I know we’ve done nothing to stop funding the murder of innocent Palestinians,” the great american centrist declares, “but some of the chants on college campuses made a few people I don’t know feel unsafe and that must be addressed before anything else!”
Congrats to all the people demanding the cops arrest college students protesting war crimes. Maybe they can force your kids to start visiting for the holidays again too
Watching the lakers about to go down 0-3 while my wife is playing Taylor Swift and I gotta say it’s syncing up perfectly
Please keep in mind that free speech doesn’t protect the right to be LIKED regardless of what you say. Only being extremely hot can do that.
huge day for dudes named Drew Landry
Eminem announces his new album “The Death of Slim Shady” releasing this Summer.
Hypothesis: Companies are holding out for a younger, less experienced generation of employees who don’t know their worth to overextend themselves in lower level positions with mid-level responsibilities.
i have 7+ years of marketing experience and a dual baccalaureate but i am being rejected for jobs that i am overqualified for. what gives?
As a Jewish man I am just so utterly revolted by my fellow Jews and non Jews alike crying antisemitism in the face of any criticism of Israel and manipulating every conversation into the semantics of how you’re leveling said criticism and then, in the face-
-of an actual antisemitic comment, quickly equalizing its offense to that of murdering thousands upon thousands of innocent civilians. History and the Jewish people that don’t consider our lives inherently more valuable than others will look back on your behavior with disgust.
Thankfully, Weinstein raped women in other states too!
nothing hotter than a man who loves his wife!!!!
I stand with all the college kids who are peacefully protesting the war in Gaza. It’s honestly way more productive than anything I did when I was in college, 45 minutes ago.
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@kariassad I thought it was weird they were both named Jared
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