Matt Singer @mattbytes
Everything data center and pink cocktail aficionado, and not on this app anymore. Insta/🧵@mdsinger San Francisco, California Joined April 2009-
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How does Siri figure out the correct spelling of Kreg though context, but can’t turn off the bathroom lights? #SiriShaming
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Me: Hey Siri, turn off “the thingy.” Siri: did you mean “that other thingy” Me: Yes Siri: Sorry there’s nothing named “that other thingy”. 🙄🙄🙄
Who would have thought that the man who wanted to buy the biggest bird site on the planet would turn out to be a big chicken. Guess it’s hard to run a company without gov’t subsidies.
It’s weird how I can’t tell you that I’m mattbytes on other sites, but I can tell you that I met a very social macaw.
Came all the way to London for this. 🍖 @BlacklockChops
My team at Roblox is Hiring: Principal Software Engineer, Infrastructure Resource Efficiency jobs.roblox.com/careers?gh_jid…
My dog plays dumb most of the time. But she knows when I open a pack of beef jerky from two stories below, and now is trying to manipulate me.
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Not what we had in mind Alexa, but I like where your head’s at. 🍹
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The new iPhone camera has some skillz…. This was shot at 15x zoom. #dogsoftwitter
My Ring camera can not tell the difference between a person and a deer butt.
Met this guy at Butchart Gardens. Turns out he’s a total boar.
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Personal projects in the cloud be like reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHu…
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