matt campbell @mattc_fcs

i'm treating your retweet as an endorsement whether you like it or not Iowa, USA Joined December 2011

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matt campbell @mattc_fcs

8 months ago

me discovering there is enough protein to make my "pecan pie diet" dream a reality...

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9 months ago

“what were the 90s like, dad?” “times were simpler….many people found this guy funny”

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matt campbell @mattc_fcs

9 months ago

doing a little chart work on the ag markets....

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"so this will make me lose weight, right doc?" "side effects include diarrhea fatigue back pain nausea sprained wrist herpes bleeding from rectum flatulence constipation pretty much anything with the butt scurvy" "yeah but ill lose weight, right?"

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matt campbell @mattc_fcs

9 months ago

attn offensive coordinators handoffs from shotgun in short yardage situations doesn’t work.

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matt campbell @mattc_fcs

10 months ago

"and we shall call it the inflation reduction act" because it will reduce inflation? "no, it will raise it. but this act shall offer tax credits to incentivize the use of vegetable oils as feedstocks for fuels" because we have these vegetable oils in excessive supply? "no,…