Mike VB @Mike__VB
Calvinist, WWII buff, veterinarian drug peddler. No, I don't know what's wrong with your dog or cat. I do know Epstein didn't hang himself. Iowa, USA Joined August 2011-
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I did not have "Pour some sugar on me" by Def Lapard as the soft background music in the Mankato Happy Chef, but here we are. Currently holding up a lighter and head banging. The other patrons don't seem amused. I may be asked to leave.
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METALLICA. "Master of Puppets" (Sock Puppets Parody)š
I was glad when they said unto me,Let us go into the house of the Lord. biblegateway.com/passage/?searcā¦
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I canāt let Friday afternoon go without our weekly tradition, yāall. You guys are the best followers and I wonāt leave you hanging. Yāall have a great weekend. Pickle out.āš» LFG!!!š„š„š„
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Some trust in chariots, and some in horses:but we will remember the name of the Lord our God. biblegateway.com/passage/?searcā¦
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Just before sweet potatoes are mashed they become very quiet. This is known as "The silence of the Yams."
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HIM #Hawkeyes
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Morning. Eighty-years ago today. Thank you, Boys.
May e Trump can make Super Bowl Saturday happen. Elon, get on this.
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I still canāt believe the refs sacked CJ Stroud 8 times!
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You can complain about calls all you want. But you can't go into KC and give up kick returns, kick 55 yard FG's in the wind, and forget to cover Travis Kelce. No matter how good your defense is. #Texans
Capitalism at work
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