Dave @new_wave_dave
Big fam energy | father to seven (from the same woman!) | pro-life, pro-liberty, pro-pursuit of happiness | GSD | Music! Joined August 2020-
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I was informed by multiple *reliable sources that this was to be celebrated EVERY day. *Reliable sources:
I was informed by multiple *reliable sources that this was to be celebrated EVERY day. *Reliable sources: https://t.co/0S6ujCoZxY
Happy Sunday morning! I stepped away to take care of my breakfast dishes and someone stole my seat. Happy to warm your seat for you, pal
26 for me
16yo daughter found this meme. I told her that one time a good friend of mine wrecked his quad but came to work the next day in substantial pain. He refused to go to the doctor so I kept making him laugh until he urinated blood, which prompted him to go to urgent care only to…
When you try to make a political tweet and get fact-checked about it, but you’re too polite to turn it into a huge drama party
Belle has definitely seen some stuff. I bet she’s a good girl
I have the lushest, greenest lawn on our cul-de-sac. Maybe on our entire street.
How my girls feel when I let Axel ride shotgun (which is proper)
This would be a good start
Get to spend four days with these characters on a trip to Knoxville for my daughter’s wedding
Date is likely way off, and repopulation started with 8 people. But hey, you tried
An absolutely unfortunate day to have ears
An absolutely unfortunate day to have ears

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