Matthew Surina @matthewsurina
I run @HubOfTheHammer and manage The Staircase Theatre. Jon Bon Jovi once gave me the stink eye. hubofthehammer.com Hamilton, Ontario Joined February 2009-
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If Elf was made in 1997 it would have starred Andy Dick and no I won't explain
Uh yeah, hard fucking pass.
Buddy, I'm getting sponsored ads for Pane Fresco by Fortinos, I'm doing just fine.
Look, if you take this site away from me you'll have to pry it from my god damn hands.
Racist scorpion on immigration: STAY OVER THERE
me at best buy looking for that ‘70s show and orange is the new black dvds with the same cunty pretentiousness as those old grey poupon commercials… “pardon me, would you happen to have any laura prepon?”
Oh this is the one
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
People act like social media ruins the mystique of rock stars but I've seen Paul Stanley complain on twitter that his Starbucks card wasn't "working right"...
me: beyonce is cooler than taylor swift cause she helped out austin powers my conscience: ivan while that is a funny “ironic” tweet you are still defining a celebrated accomplished woman by her relationship to a man
I think about this every time I hear the song. Every time.
I think about this every time I hear the song. Every time.
Yeah you're right I'm a #FixItManFanFam🛠️ but you better not scream into my mouth!
A boy doesn't become a man until he has to explain to his wife the importance of Cheap Trick at Budokan. Not even because she asked. Just started talking.
A 4/20 friendly mini golf course called, “Putt Putt Pass.”
It's late Too late to be frying potatoes My wife I hear my wife watching Mr.Bean in the other room He is at the dentist I hear the drill followed by her laughing What is he up to now? -- James Joyce
burger spelled backwards is what scooby doo asks for after a long run
Conan is great but my comedy icon is the Grim Reaper in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Okay hear me out. A Kidz Bop version of Dennis Leary's Assshole called "Butthead" 🎵While mean grumpy people / make mean grumpy faces 🎵
there was a mysterious quality to Tom Hanks as CPT Miller in “Saving Private Ryan“ because the soldiers couldn’t google his background like they could now and find out he tweeted something stupid like “dam I love the McFish sandwich” or was secretly a top contributor on wikifeet
It doesn't matter about your neighbours race, religion, favourite sports team....every one of them gets videos in their feed of a glowing red ball sinking into a variety of textures. Every one of them. We are all the same.
Michael A. Balazo @mbalazo
4K Followers 3K Following Some jokes, puns and brainteasers. Co-host of @evilmenpod. Get my new album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: https://t.co/KYlXivZhsU
Fleetwood Shaq @mmikemitchell
1K Followers 1K Following Some diggity, plenty of doubt. | Comedian. Creator/writer/actor This Is The Thing (Bell FibeTV1)
TIM BLAIR @TlMBLAlR
2K Followers 2K Following I do jokes and sketches, check out @Tallboyzisashow and @sidetrackedshow
Draenen Mekzsezs @DarrenMenezes
581 Followers 579 Following Smooth Comedy every month at the Staircase Theatre in Hamilton
joel edmiston @joeledmiston
1K Followers 476 Following My stand up album, "I'm the Greatest" is available everywhere. my survivor podcast: @mergebootpod
🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle
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Nick Flanagan @theflans
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O$AP Rocky @TheAlanShane
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James Hartnett @jameshartnett
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Jeremy Woodcock @jwPencilAndPad
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Cameron Kroetsch @CameronKroetsch
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Everardo Ramirez @EverardoRamirez
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Michael A. Balazo @mbalazo
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TIM BLAIR @TlMBLAlR
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joel edmiston @joeledmiston
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🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle
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Nick Flanagan @theflans
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James Hartnett @jameshartnett
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me at best buy looking for that ‘70s show and orange is the new black dvds with the same cunty pretentiousness as those old grey poupon commercials… “pardon me, would you happen to have any laura prepon?”
Oh this is the one
3 tickets to CHALLENGERS please
“The best record we’ve made in 20 years” with the same producer they’ve been using for *checks notes* 20 years.
me: beyonce is cooler than taylor swift cause she helped out austin powers my conscience: ivan while that is a funny “ironic” tweet you are still defining a celebrated accomplished woman by her relationship to a man
A 4/20 friendly mini golf course called, “Putt Putt Pass.”
burger spelled backwards is what scooby doo asks for after a long run
there was a mysterious quality to Tom Hanks as CPT Miller in “Saving Private Ryan“ because the soldiers couldn’t google his background like they could now and find out he tweeted something stupid like “dam I love the McFish sandwich” or was secretly a top contributor on wikifeet
A distraught factory worker enters his boss’ office. “I messed up real bad, boss.” He says. “What happened?” his boss asks nervously. “This batch is all berries.” A smile forms on his boss, Cap’n Crunch’s, face. “You son of a bitch, you’re gettin a raise.”
Less talk about Austin Butler, more talk about my awesome butler. Barnaby (if you’re reading this) just know that you are a legend and are amazing at making cereal 🙌
joker 2 the musical with lady gaga should be called A Scar Is Born
My views on karate do not necessarily reflect those of my local wooden board preservation society.
Just back from the shops to come back and realize I've been in Michael Moore Mode the whole time
Don't drag the Knicks into this.
Lily Allen claims Beyoncé is ‘getting some help’ to look youthful trib.al/dTxtc8q
can't believe this m&ms easter bunny x tooth fairy collab!!! pastel coloured m&ms but with children's teeth inside!? who asked for this?!?
Ppl thanking Judas for Easter forgetting Jesus already knew he would be betrayed and crucified and threw his own last supper because homeboy knew the plan of God. Can’t play the player, fool. Real Hercule Poirot shit. 5 steps ahead. Read your bible: Jesus:1 Judas:0
As soon as you see how shy she is at the beginning of Sister Act you know she's going to do some wild singing by the end. A real Chekhov's Nun situation.
My wife and I each have a ‘Hall Pass’, we can use the washroom any time we want
If Lorne Michaels hires me for SNL, there's going to be none of this "20 hours/day", "stay-up-all-night" Tuesday writing...I have a family. He gets me from 9 to 5 and that's that. He's going to have to be reasonable here.
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