Matthew @matthops82
yeah. I’m here. again. United States Joined May 2025-
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This woman is a woman that is always miserable no matter what and is perfectly fine with making others miserable. It’s a type. How could you find joy in taking a ball from a kid that was handed it by his dad after a very typical home run fan scramble?
This woman is a woman that is always miserable no matter what and is perfectly fine with making others miserable. It’s a type. How could you find joy in taking a ball from a kid that was handed it by his dad after a very typical home run fan scramble?
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@CaptMarkKelly My daughter is a huge Taylor Swift fan. She's been a straight A student her whole life, and ever since she was a little girl, she had dreams of attending Harvard Medical School like her hero, Charles Krauthammer. But when Taylor announced her latest album, something changed.…
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Paul to Timothy: The love of money is the root of all evil. Timothy: What about a “sexual interest in amputation”? Paul: …there are two roots of all evil
Paul to Timothy: The love of money is the root of all evil. Timothy: What about a “sexual interest in amputation”? Paul: …there are two roots of all evil https://t.co/9etPXb9nbJ
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This flight from Orlando to Los Angeles is chock full of a wide spectrum of weirdos.
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RFK Jr is an anti-vax conspiracy theorist, a Republicans-stole-elections conspiracy theorist, a global-warming alarmist, an authoritarian enemy of free speech, a serial adulterer, a socialized-medicine fan, a user of heroin who had brain worms, and worst of all, a Kennedy.
Yeah… I’m toasted. M mm ebbs Wait. I’m okaujhbnn Neverllokmine
My last day. Both sad and happy. I guess that’s all you can ask for.
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One of my most resilient terrible opinions is that I'm glad Biden won in 2020 b/c it was important for the country to see that the Dem's smug self-congratulatory faux-pro-science approach to Covid didn't make a single ounce of difference in the end
RT without context bc Coucy be rolling!
RT without context bc Coucy be rolling!
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What Gen X got right was our understanding that we were not special. Generational conflict is a constant, not a new discovery. Our opinions were never interesting simply because we were the ones who had them.
I can’t stop laughing…
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New nightmare unlocked
New nightmare unlocked https://t.co/vM3VTFcymo
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I don't think people like this really understand... we voluntarily give you home field advantage before coming down there, destroying you, and building a Costco where you used to sleep.
I don't think people like this really understand... we voluntarily give you home field advantage before coming down there, destroying you, and building a Costco where you used to sleep.
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