Matt Thomas @mattmiketom
grip it and rip it. the 215th. Joined April 2011-
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“@pattonoswalt: FUCK! I MEANT BEAT IT! BEAT IT, NOT THRILLER! WHY AM I SCREAMING? #debate” I prefer if they put on fat suits like Eat It
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At last, my library of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE is complete. Thank you, @hodgman.
"@housewrecker: Salt Lake City airport security sees my license and sincerely says "I'm sorry for your loss" #PSUfamily #JoePa"wow, rad.
RT @uncrate: Nike MAG Sneakers uncrate.com/stuff/nike-mag… I'm not really sneakerhead but I WANT these.
"@michaelianblack: If you're all that, why do you even need the bag of chips?" Depends on the chips, if you're in the snack game.
just learned hardflips, i'm coming for you @housewrecker
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vote 4 my man shane victorino 2 be in da allstar game pleas thank u atmlb.com/Victorino
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All you kids studying for the SATs, remember: Long Putters are to Gay Marriage as Donald Trump is to Qualified.
Listening to my ipod on shuffle at work and @AndrewWk came on. Had to change it before shit got real.
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"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Mark Twain (via Gaddy)
RT @questlove: all things #YACHTROCK here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yacht_Rock this way Monday's @latenighthjimmy ep won't confuse you.
"@simonpegg: Woke up to a bombardment of notification concerning this Shaun related t-shirt. Orderly line please. teefury.com" WANT.
"@Ratt_Ray: "Water? Like in the toilet?"" That's not what plants crave.
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Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE."
"@RainnWilson: In Angry Birds, I side with the pigs." DHS might be after you now, those sound like terroristic threats.
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The new iPad 2 weighs a lot less and even sports a camera. In other words, it's more Asian than ever. #BiteMeApple
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VIP at Santos Party House. Would be way cooler if @AndrewWk showed up.
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