mitch kamaiopili the business man @mitchsomethin

here for all business, all types of business Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2014

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mitch kamaiopili the business man @mitchsomethin

2 years ago

I want my last words to be “ain’t life a bitch?” before shooting myself in the head live on Friday Night Football, in a touching tribute to fitness icon William Wayne Blanks

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2 years ago

If you’re gonna name your restaurant The Old Spaghetti Factory it better be a factory and the spaghetti better be old

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2 years ago

Not fair that I can’t even look at my own bones without a bunch of pain. They’re mine let me see em

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3 years ago

Today for breakfast I had some spicy honey mustard Combos and a tall glass of strawberry Soylent, which means that it is almost Christmas time

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3 years ago

In Chicago, last night I asked my friend how the bears are doing and he almost threw up

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3 years ago

What a beautiful beast

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3 years ago

The restroom at the zoo is the best room at the zoo

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3 years ago

I like going to the zoo and looking at all the weirdos

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3 years ago

If I was president I wouldn’t kiss babies because that is illegal

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3 years ago

No more mr nice guy. From now on I am only mean

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3 years ago

The people in a 7-11 at 4:45 on a Thursday are a special bunch. Some people might call them weird, I call them me and a bunch of strangers

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4 years ago

I don’t want cheesecake from a factory. That place should rename itself to Cheesecake Armenian Lady’s House

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4 years ago

Instead of saying things like “wow Mr. Mitch can dunk”, the kids I work with say things like “Mr. Mitch I saw your belly button when you missed that layup and fell down”

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4 years ago

Coupons are good because they allow you to eat two whoppers for the low low price of severe physical discomfort

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4 years ago

Hey boys, I think I know how we’re gettin our wives back 😎

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4 years ago

Speak softly and roll around in a little wheelchair -FDR

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4 years ago

The perks of dating a scientist include: -free science all day every day -can get you any kind of tube -they have a big veiny head

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4 years ago

People think children are a gift or a miracle but I think they’re mostly a bunch of little weirdos

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4 years ago

If I was in the Truman show I’d be like wait a minute, I can’t be in the Truman show, I’m not even Truman

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4 years ago

A kindergartener I work w was startled when a kickball touched him and he wasn’t paying attention. He started crying and told me he’d never play soccer again (we were playing kickball) and that’s how I know he’s gonna be some kind of artist or computer loser when he grows up