John Morrish @morrishjohn

writer, editor johnmorrish.com UK Joined June 2009

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John Morrish @morrishjohn

6 months ago

New from Tinseltown. Onan the Barbarian.

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6 months ago

That rule of thumb again. Questions in headline? Answer: No.

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6 months ago

The house journal of the robber barons makes another big for Peak Stupidity.

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Is ‘maximising’ your life making you miserable? - The Times and The Sunday Times OK. Here’ s an exception. The answer here is ‘Yes’. Lifestyle journalism for beginners. 1. Generate first world problems. 2. Diagnose first world problems. 3. Create more. apple.news/AKYVDVdISQo2L6…

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John Morrish @morrishjohn

6 months ago

Rule of thumb. The answer to questions posed in headlines is almost invariably ‘No’. Has Hornby’s demise come round again? As regular as clockwork. See what I did there? To save Hornby: 1. Ditch the consultants. 2. Stop pretending they’re British. 3. Sell toys to children.

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6 months ago

Happy Passover and Happy Cosmonauts Day. Especially to trooper Billy Bragg. I wonder what happened to him after releasing this promising single

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6 months ago

Do you have to have sex with a pig?

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6 months ago

No shit, Sherlock.

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John Morrish @morrishjohn

7 months ago

Can someone explain to this bear of little brain why Starmer is calling for ‘restraint’ in a conversation with the Saudis. I can only assume that it has something to do with money.

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John Morrish @morrishjohn

7 months ago

Better off without it. Name one innovator in the arts, science or industry who wasn’t considered ‘abnormal’ by the talentless.

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John Morrish @morrishjohn

8 months ago

Another winner for Disney. ‘The Warrior King With A Prolapsed Rectum.’ Think of the merch!

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8 months ago

What’s happening? How can I put this? A professional comedian, whose stock in trade is deception and the withholding of information, is arguing with a biznizman, whose stock in trade is… work it out.

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8 months ago

No? Why should we hear you out? As St Morrissey might have said, it says nothing to me about my life. Not everyone is unlucky enough to be ruled by the Empire of the Senseless.

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John Morrish @morrishjohn

8 months ago

Little Things Mean The Most. Sayonara Baby.

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8 months ago

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8 months ago

Honestly Harriet, tripping will not make you less depressed. What might work is getting an honest job and not parading yourself around in a variety of unworthy postures for a sad parody of a once-important newspaper. Think of the children.

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John Morrish @morrishjohn

8 months ago

I think I must have gone to school with those dolphin.

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8 months ago

Another disaster in the Empire of the Senseless. They know what the problem is. And they are going hell for leather for more of it.

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John Morrish @morrishjohn

9 months ago

Shocked to hear that Simon Rattle is 70 today. Just over two years older than me. Does he wake to a chorus of aches and pains, I wonder. This occasion does however let me recycle an anecdote: how his page-turner taught me piano and I taught her driving. With no car. Just ask.