cybudo ⓥ @newtype_slacker

security engineer / researcher - armchair eschatologist - he/him/dude - los angeles the cool zone Joined May 2013

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brent @murrman5

11 years ago

"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

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ian brash @iansbrash

4 weeks ago

'burnout' - me, oil on chatgpt

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rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr

a month ago

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

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Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam

2 months ago

Brennan's announcement

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Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam

2 months ago

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk? Let's find out... 🤔🍼

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cybudo ⓥ @newtype_slacker

2 months ago

dragon master is infuriating

Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam

2 months ago

dragon master is infuriating

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Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam

2 months ago

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20show On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

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my bf works insane hours and we aren’t getting to spend a lot of time together so before we go to sleep we’ve been agreeing on a place we will try to meet in our dreams. Like i will say “under the flowering cherry tree on 74th street” and he says “week 3 of the Siege of Yorktown”

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L 💜⚔️ @strayspacehound

6 months ago

first recorded instance of an Akira slide performed by a non-human species

Wildlife Uncensored @TheeDarkCircle

6 months ago

first recorded instance of an Akira slide performed by a non-human species

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adam @adoomie03

7 months ago

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

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rob @ok_but_still

8 months ago

oh you think you're the smartest guy on this zoom call? then why are you eating my cursor? stop eating my cursor dumbass

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violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth

8 months ago

honestly i can’t afford to fuck around anymore. i see u little happy onion

໊ @lucawya

8 months ago

honestly i can’t afford to fuck around anymore. i see u little happy onion

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Jason Smith @JasozzGames

8 months ago

actually what the hell, ive got a few minutes to burn

Jason Smith @JasozzGames

8 months ago

actually what the hell, ive got a few minutes to burn https://t.co/reBCk1wXus

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Dan White @atdanwhite

8 months ago

Blackout drunk. Screaming at my family that The Grinch was radicalized by the Whos’ own Whobris. "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal". We ‘ve learned nothing from Iraq

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donald boat @laserboat999

9 months ago

People always ask why I have ORB-KILLER on the side of my F-35. Let’s just say there are 24 spherical objects at the bottom of the Indian Ocean that will never levitate again

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donald boat @laserboat999

9 months ago

Vietnamese fishermen taught me how to use buddhist mind-blasting techniques to blow fish out of the water and now i use it to attack the coast guard when they try to encroach on my lakeside shrimp farm

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donald boat @laserboat999

9 months ago

Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolutely right."