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If you’re over 40, just be glad you’re still here
If anybody wants to challenge me in a mozzarella stick eating contest this summer, I’d be happy to embarrass you in front of your girl. Lemme know.
Minneapolis! First show tonight! Sisyphus Brewing 8pm! sisyphusbrewing.com/pages/events
Who loves a project?
I’m at the level of adulting where you cook for two hours and don’t eat.. I just want the people I’m cooking for to be happy…
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I know. Those were the days, right?
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Cocksuckers!!!! Next Wednesday & Thursday Uncle Joey , Lee Syatt and Steve Simone......8PM.....The Dojo.....tiffscomedy.com/events/93994
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I know there’s a lot going on right now but it feels kind of important that Boeing is doing a Michael Clayton in broad daylight
Bout to start saying “No Chucky” instead of “No Diddy.”
DeNiro is big mad at his own people. Enjoy!
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If anybody wants to challenge me in a mozzarella stick eating contest this summer, I’d be happy to embarrass you in front of your girl. Lemme know.
Yep… A Fn Goose. lol
IM FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Freedom Friday 🥳🥳 Let the misandry commence!! Every man on this app owes backtaxes for my timeout - $12 for the 12 hours I was silenced 😂 Make sure you're on my back up account since this appears to be a regular occurrence
Minneapolis! First show tonight! Sisyphus Brewing 8pm! sisyphusbrewing.com/pages/events
TONIGHT! The premiere of John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in LA with special guests @JerrySeinfeld, @stavvybaby, @RayJ, @st_vincent and more. LIVE on @netflix starting at 7pm PT / 10pm ET.
I’m at the level of adulting where you cook for two hours and don’t eat.. I just want the people I’m cooking for to be happy…
You'll be in the live chat, huh Colin? It would be a shame if a superior comic joined the chat and upstaged you. #actualthreat
My new special Our Time Is Up comes out tomorrow at 10am est. I’ll be in the live chat for the premiere! youtu.be/e-PGVxGEpA0?si…
Atlantic City June 22nd at Caesars. Special co-headlining show with @chrisdcomedy . Special guests. Gonna be a good night. Go Knicks.
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