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Michael Parker retweeted
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streamin twitch.tv/extrafabulous
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honestly very funny that any of you thought it would be anything other than this. they literally wheeled a comatose dianne feinstein into the senate every day for a year until bits of her started falling off and she turned into the elderly spongebob worm. we're locked in folks
honestly very funny that any of you thought it would be anything other than this. they literally wheeled a comatose dianne feinstein into the senate every day for a year until bits of her started falling off and she turned into the elderly spongebob worm. we're locked in folks
Michael Parker retweeted
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is this real @Adobe
When you ignore a recruiter’s email and then they send this to you as a follow up it makes me irrationally upset. I can’t explain it.
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when I opt in for paperless billing
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Someone at EA Sports is crying thinking about having to code this kickoff into Madden 25
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Normalize giving product feedback like this
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One of my favorite Tiktok trends are those musical ones that ends up having no right goin' so hard
One of my favorite Tiktok trends are those musical ones that ends up having no right goin' so hard https://t.co/jSBTzSVaCB
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if both dune 2 and mad max are hits this year it’s going to convince some algorithm that what the people really want are sand movies
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JAVIER BARDEM (whispering in fake accent): he faces the terrible Shai Hulud ZENDAYA (normal voice): oh no, my boyfriend
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Sir we’re being margin called by Klarna for the Wendy’s order we acquired from Uber Eats earlier this month. If the price of Frosties declines 25% the losses will be greater than the market capitalization of the whole firm.
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Website: enter your new password Me: *typing* h-u-n-t-e-r-2 Website: confirm your password Me: h- Website: the passwords have to match you absolute idiot. You fucking smoothbrained numbskull. Log the fuck off
Michael Parker retweeted
poptarts ceo: how should we promote our tasty breakfast treat? marketing guy: [most off his meds a person has ever been] i have an idea
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Every other sport is absolutely desperate to generate stars and the NFL is like "The Giants have an Italian guy" and it's a national story. I love this sport. I love this country.
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