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Thinking about the funniest cold open from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Andre Braugher's perfect comedic timing. RIP.
Republicans should be forced to carry Kevin McCarthy to term, even if it endangers the life of the party.
“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.”
“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.” https://t.co/mRo37Q0RhL
The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.
RIP Alan Arkin. His “advice” scene in Little Miss Sunshine. 😂😂😂 Legend.
Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches
Needed more after Season 3 so now I'm just watching Mad Men scenes and pretending they're I Think You Should Leave sketches https://t.co/q8ygoEdFFN
Went to the movies tonight and AMC forgot to turn off the pre show music. I got up to let the staff know, but my wife was smart enough to capture this beautiful moment. Behold, the new Mission Impossible trailer!
Don’t listen to me. Listen to Ronald Reagan, who shared the opinion of the majority of Americans, including me, that weapons of war have no place in American homes, streets, shopping malls, or schools. #wellregulated
I replaced King Charles’ crown with the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter 😭🤣🤣
coronation this coronation that… remember when aragorn said “you bow to no one” to the hobbits at HIS coronation?
Amplify.
How does someone say something like this and think, “Yeah, this makes me look like a good parent.” Unbelievable.
How does someone say something like this and think, “Yeah, this makes me look like a good parent.” Unbelievable.
This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3ngtz4C
General Mills—maker of Cheerios, Yoplait, Nature Valley, etc—said today that they're making huge profits by raising prices on consumers. Their quarterly profits have increased 20% year-over-year. All the growth came from price hikes. Corporate profits are driving inflation.
“Your Honor, my client’s just a normal man. He-he’s just an innocent man!”
Lance Reddick (1962-2023) 🤍
The studio that broadcasts the Oscars doing an all-out ad for one of their upcoming movies live on the Oscar stage is depressing and feels like it diminishes the the whole enterprise
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Trevor Dillon @TrevorDills
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Crow T. Whoa-bot @CrowWhoa
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Gun and a Hotel Bible @GunHotelBible
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My Dinner With Werner @DinnerWithWern
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Is Trump Sauron @IsTrumpSauron
37 Followers 244 Following An ongoing investigation into whether or not Donald Trump is actually the Dark Lord Sauron
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78 Followers 287 Following He/him. Filmmaker, writer, editor, director. Makin’ stuff, writin' stuff, watchin' stuff, playin' stuff. Y’know, as you do.
Andrés Gil Sabater @andresgilsab
129 Followers 130 Following Filmmaker from Spain. Living in Los Angeles. Director de cine español. Los Angeles.
Rocket @RocketTheFilm
135 Followers 244 Following Student Academy Award Winning short film about a tough girl in the world of 1950's dirt track racing.
Ashton Avila @Ashysmash8
535 Followers 2K Following Writer/Director. Sometimes professor. She/Her 🇲🇽🌈
ODU Rep Theatre @ODURepTheatre
144 Followers 159 Following ODURep brings our art to the stage for the Tidewater community. ODU Theatre strives to grow students' creativity & talent, both onstage & backstage.
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Matt Holman @SS_JeanRalphio
20 Followers 56 Following A wandering traveler spied a milkmaid bathing afar and he became lusty.
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607 Followers 584 Following “You were with Josh last weekend?” Jenna Maroney stan account Cinematographer in LA. He/Him
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The Starving Artists @tsaodu
108 Followers 124 Following This is the official Twitter feed of Old Dominion University's Student Theatre Production Company The Starving Artists (TSA)
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184 Followers 663 Following Wife, Actress, Director, acting teacher, Greek, Grk Orthodox, Leo, Minions, 💜&🐼 lover. I can do all things through Jesus who strengthens me #whywetellourstory
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
20.8M Followers 702 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available for pre-order now.
Pluto @SenorBacon
320 Followers 2K Following “The Armies of paranoia marched behind his eyes.” | LA based Assistant Editor | Gummy bear enthusiast.
We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen
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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
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Trevor Dillon @TrevorDills
450 Followers 406 Following Programmer at @TheFridaCinema and filmmaker | FOXWOOD and THE VICIOUS on @watchALTER | Stream THE BUILDOUT now on Amazon/Apple TV/Tubi ISAINTS coming soon!
Taylor Owen @taylorgraysen
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Astead @AsteadWH
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Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
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U.S. politicians doin... @normalpols
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Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
816K Followers 5K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
PlayStation @PlayStation
43.0M Followers 742 Following Official Sony Interactive Entertainment account. Updates on PS5, PlayStation VR2, PlayStation Plus, PS4 and more. Support: @AskPlayStation
Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica
14.2M Followers 232 Following Welcome to the official Nintendo of America X account, where you'll find the latest Nintendo news! For ESRB ratings go to https://t.co/m7hrBqtrpz.
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