Sean @seanplusnumbers

Tweeting into the abyss hell's waiting room Joined October 2009

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

a year ago

This line from (I think?) Brain Droppings always stood out to me - the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's going to be alright

Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin

a year ago

This line from (I think?) Brain Droppings always stood out to me - the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's going to be alright

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

a year ago

Eddie Winslow and Theo Huxtable

kareem @kareemmpie

a year ago

Eddie Winslow and Theo Huxtable

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

a year ago

*supply of gruel not included

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

2 years ago

Lord, one day grant me the confidence to walk up to somebody struggling and tell them their lives are better and they just don't know it

Will Stancil @whstancil

2 years ago

Lord, one day grant me the confidence to walk up to somebody struggling and tell them their lives are better and they just don't know it

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

2 years ago

They will do literally anything except address underlying social ills

Historic Vids @historyinmemes

2 years ago

They will do literally anything except address underlying social ills

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

2 years ago

That's one slice of ham and three eggs today

Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint

2 years ago

That's one slice of ham and three eggs today

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

2 years ago

I love you Johnnycakes

Fascinating @fasc1nate

2 years ago

I love you Johnnycakes

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

2 years ago

"...unless the Parliamentarian says no, in which case 🤷‍♂️"

Democrats @TheDemocrats

2 years ago

"...unless the Parliamentarian says no, in which case 🤷‍♂️"

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

2 years ago

Imperial Slaughter

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

2 years ago

Homo sapiens cannonis

Drip💧 @Dripx0

2 years ago

Homo sapiens cannonis

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

2 years ago

What stage of capitalism is 'job interview pickup lines'?

internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

2 years ago

What stage of capitalism is 'job interview pickup lines'?

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

3 years ago

Not necessarily, but I'm afraid of having no one to advocate for me when somebody tries to wheel me out to the curb with the recycling

Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl

3 years ago

Not necessarily, but I'm afraid of having no one to advocate for me when somebody tries to wheel me out to the curb with the recycling

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

3 years ago

I bet this is something their IT people made up for management - either to get them to stop asking questions so they can leave, or possibly just for a quick laugh

Visvge @Sicclord1

3 years ago

I bet this is something their IT people made up for management - either to get them to stop asking questions so they can leave, or possibly just for a quick laugh

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Sean @seanplusnumbers

3 years ago

One of the funnier things about Twitter is not paying attention to the timeline for a couple of days and then having to backtrack and figure out why people are mad about M&Ms or whatever